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Ghazals / aadin nisan jo baki the hata na sake
« on: September 29, 2009, 10:22:21 PM »
Mita gaya jo wajood mera khaak me
uske aks ko ham dil se mita na sake

jiski bewafaiyo ne kiya ruswa hame
ham use kabhi bewafa bana na sake

chipate rahe haal-e-dil har kisi se
ashk jo palko pe aaye chipa na sake

waqt ne bhar diye jakhm sare dil ke
aadin nisan jo baki the hata na sake


By - Aadin

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Ghazals / Ek chehara najar me jane
« on: September 29, 2009, 10:16:17 PM »
Dil Ke Kone me ye raaz chupaye rakha tha,
ek chehra najar me kabse basaye rakha tha

Kehna Chahta tha dil usse bahut pahle hi
Magar takalluf ne ye raj dabaaye rakha tha

Dil hi dil mein shab bhar sochta tha usko
bas zuban Ko khamosh banaye rakha tha

Jab kehti thi vo mujhe kisi aur ki baatien
jane kaise ye gham maine dabaye rakha tha

Roz jis rah per woh gujarti thi "Aadin"
phoolon ko un raho per bichhaye rakha tha

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Ghazals / usi nakhuda ne aadin phir aaj dubaya hame
« on: September 14, 2009, 10:56:44 AM »
yaad aaya jab bhi wo gujara jamana kabhi
ankho se bahte aansuo ne bahut rulaya hame

unhe bhulane ki kosis tamam naummid hogayi
Door jakar bhi hamse usne bahut sataya hame

Ishq ki gahraiyo se jo gujra na tha kabhi
fakat Usine aakhir bimar-e-ishq banaya hame

Thi jinse ummid meri kashti ko bachane ki
usi nakhuda ne aadin phir aaj dubaya hame


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Ghazals / ho jab tere bhi aise halat to maja kuch aur hai
« on: September 14, 2009, 10:55:50 AM »
Ho Hamsafar sath to chalne ka maja kuch aur hai

Ki Jalti shama ke sath jalne maja kuch aur hai

Yun to raat taro bhari bhi khoobsurat hoti hai

Ho sath chandni ke chand to maja kuch aur hai

Phulon ki khushboo se mahke hai gulshan kai

Ho jab us khushboo se nasha maja kuch aur hai

Tu mere sath nahi hai phir bhi mere sath hai

ho jab tere bhi aise halat to maja kuch aur hai

By - Aadin

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Ho Hamsafar sath to chalne ka maja kuch aur hai

Ki Jalti shama ke sath jalne maja kuch aur hai

Yun to raat taro bhari bhi khoobsurat hoti hai

Ho sath chandni ke chand to maja kuch aur hai

Phulon ki khushboo se mahke hai gulshan kai

Ho jab us khushboo se nasha maja kuch aur hai

Tu mere sath nahi hai phir bhi mere sath hai

ho jab tere bhi aise halat to maja kuch aur hai

By - Aadin

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SMS & Jokes Section.. / Santa in KBC
« on: July 14, 2009, 11:52:43 AM »
Kaun Banega Karodpati

For the guys n gals not in India, this is the Indian version of 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and is anchored by Amitabh .

We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
( He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify)

AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.

Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh.
Chak denge phatte aj. Tusi start karo ji.

AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000

Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are

A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab
Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this question

AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time

Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.

AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use.

Santa : Audience poll

AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.

After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%

AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.

Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK
computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.

Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab

Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein
chodoonga nahi aaj isko. Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.

AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of using all the lifelines in the very first question.
This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.

Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.
Phone rings. Banta picks it ' Hulloooooo, kon hai oye
adi raati,???'

AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein #_^_%_#_%_%_&. Ke hal chal he sar ji.

AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath
aur.................

Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.

AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,.............. chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.

Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

Banta : oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga.

AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.

Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai
..................... (he tells him the question).

Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai.

Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe . Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.

Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops).

AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.

Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.

And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing...

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Duniya ko mohabbat se nafrat bahut hai
phir bhi hame is shai-se shiddat bahut hai

raste hai mushkil chalna bhi bahut hai
par kya kare saaye ki jarurat bhi bahut hai

ankho me meri ashkon ke tufaan bahut hai
sagar hai paas mere phir bhi pyas bahut hai

Aadin khidki pe roshan charag bahut hai
phir bhi lagta hai darr ki abhi raat bahut hai


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« on: July 14, 2009, 01:59:55 AM »

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« on: July 11, 2009, 07:36:21 PM »
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Na tha ishq hamse to koi baat nahi thi
yun mere dil ko na tadpate to accha hota

hamse ikraar na karte to koi baat nahi thi
inkaar-e-mohabbat na jatate to accha hota

mana ke mohbbat ke tere ham na the kabil
dekhkar hamko na muskurate to accha hota

tha khwab mera ye to koi baat nahi thi
aakar khwabo me na jagate to accha hota

na hota manjoor duniya ko koi baat nahi thi
hame yun na majboor banate to accha hota

By _ Aadin

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Love Shayri or Shayari e Ishq / Dil me basaya hai tumhe
« on: July 07, 2009, 09:58:44 PM »
Dil me basaya hai tumhe kabhi aate jate raha karo
kuch meri ghajle suna karo kuch apne sher kaha karo

jab hote ho paas to dhadkane jawan hoti hai dil ki
na do jindagi ki dua bus mere kareeb raha karo

tumhe dekhte hai to in aankho ko sukoon hota hai
so jayein kabhi to ban ke khwab ankho me raha karo

Aadin Dil hai banjar baharo se dushmani hai meri
kabhi ban kar sawan mere rooh par barsa karo

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Kabhi sath chalkar kabhi mujhe sath lekar
badal gaya wo sakhs mere halat badal kar

jispe hua tera karam wo khushnaseeb hoga
mere armaan bah gaye ashko ke sath dhalkar

tere julfo ke saaye dil aaj bhi dhundta hai
kabhi kali ghata bankar kafi chawn bankar

roshan hui hai shama uth ke mahfil se meri
mere charag bujh rahe hai teri yaad me jalke

aye khuda de pata mujhe mere sukoon-e-yaar ka
jo chip gaya hai kahi mere jabaat badalkar

aadin aansuo se na ho daman kisi ka maila
aaino ka sahar hai ye le saans bhi sambhalkar

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SMS & Jokes Section.. / Performance pressure
« on: July 07, 2009, 11:53:12 AM »
Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya
"Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band "

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek murgi ne sirf ek anda diya "

Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya "
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Jawab mila.
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"Sir ye aapke darr ki wajah se de diya hai, waise to main Murga hoon.
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Shayri for Fun or Funny Shayari / Funny shayari
« on: July 07, 2009, 10:54:08 AM »
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na janey kyun annkhen naam hein hamari

koi to hay sala jo pyaz kaat raha hay...

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jee bhar kar hamen roney do Aaaj

ek hi larki ka number tha wo bhi delete hogaya.

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Lait ke aksar ye sochta hoon main

agar baith kar sochon to konsi maut aajaeygi....
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aaj wo milney per bohot hans rahi thi

uskey janey ke baad pata chala ke meri pant ki zip khuli thi....

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hawa sehat k liye achi hoti hey dosto

us ney ye keh kar meri dhoti khenchli....
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SMS & Jokes Section.. / Married Life Fun
« on: July 06, 2009, 09:45:47 PM »
How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then…..
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?



Aadin - Pappu g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?

Pappu ji - Haan yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

Aadin - "Kia kehti hay?"

Pappu ji - "Kehti hay"

'I LOVE U 2' - pata nahi ye dosra kon hay



Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.



Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy ...


Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang : Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

...

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband(ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

...........

Aik din Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

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