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Author Topic: ** Husband Ki Dastan**  (Read 4841 times)

Radhika

** Husband Ki Dastan**
« on: April 15, 2010, 12:29:37 PM »
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Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..nn

« Last Edit: April 16, 2010, 08:26:41 PM by HoneyRose »

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** Husband Ki Dastan**
« on: April 15, 2010, 12:29:37 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2010, 12:17:14 AM »
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Welcome Aboard to "Sweet Dreams" Airline,

All passengers on bed Hug your Pillows,

As the Flight will be Leaving Soon to Dream Land.

Enjoy your Time "Good Night"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2010, 01:45:39 AM »
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Biwi Maike se wapes to nahi aa gayi :D

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 01:47:23 AM »
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The Difference Between Divorce and Legal Separation:

Is that Legal Separation gives a Husband time to Hide His Money.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2010, 01:24:28 AM »
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Attending A Wedding For The First Time,
A Little Girl Whispered To Her Mother,
"Why Is The Bride Dressed In White?"

"Because White Is The Color Of Happiness,
And Today Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life."
The Child Thought About This
For A Moment, Then Said,
"So Why Is The Groom Wearing Black...?" :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 04:06:34 PM »
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It is Said that Husband is the head of the Family,

But

Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.

&

The Neck can Turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2010, 02:05:46 AM »
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
Par kuch khaas nahi hua,
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha,
Par afsoss ke loan pass nahi hua.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2010, 01:15:26 AM »
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At the beginning of married life, every girl treat her husband like a GOD…. Later 0n somehow the alphabatics are reversed…

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2010, 03:03:54 PM »
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We don’t succeed in our 1st love!

Becoz we lack certain qualities.

But,

After achieving those qualities, we never love again

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2010, 03:00:15 AM »
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Husband:- "Kaisi sabzi banai hai,
Bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai."

Wife:- "Hey Bhagwan!! na jane is aadmi ne Kya-kya taste kar rakha hai."

Radhika

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2010, 01:04:00 PM »
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A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."

The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.

So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes.

The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2010, 03:09:59 PM »
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Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo,

De ke khushi uske saare gham chura lo,

Pyar aisa karo ke sab dekhte reh jaye,

Padosan ke Aurtein bhi aa ke kahe “mujhe bhi apni biwi bana lo”

Radhika

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2010, 11:34:31 AM »
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Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola

Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola
Aaj se tum he meri zinnat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho,
Biwi:Mere liye b aj se ap hi Naved ho, sameer ho, Zubair ho!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2010, 10:27:06 AM »
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A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

just_waiting

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2010, 05:56:41 PM »
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POEM LUV BY GIRLS:

Husband hamara aisa ho.......
wallet mein jiske pisa hoo....
Lambi jiski hight ho000...
Gussey ka wo lite ho...
jb sas se mer fight ho.....
woh pyaar se kahe.........
jaanu tum hi rite ho....

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2010, 05:56:41 PM »

 

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