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Author Topic: ** Husband Ki Dastan**  (Read 4847 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2010, 10:42:10 AM »
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Husn Walon ko Kya Zarorat hai Sanwarne ki
Hum to Saadgi Main Bhi Qayamat ki Aada Rakhte Hain.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2010, 10:42:10 AM »

Radhika

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2010, 11:57:11 AM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2010, 01:03:34 AM »
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Girl : Mujhe Maaf Kar Den,
Maine Apse Chupaya The K Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.

Boy: Aray Koi Baat Nai, Chalo Aaj
Maine Tumhe Apni Biwi Se Milwata Hon. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2010, 12:47:30 AM »
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Wife: Ji Apko Mujh Me Kya Aacha Lagta Hai?? Meri Samajhdari Ya Meri Beauty.
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Husband: Mujhe Toh Yeh Tumhari Mazaaq Karne Ki Aadat Bohat Achi Lagti Hai. :P

Radhika

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2010, 12:48:56 PM »
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After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,
I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour
hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!
« Last Edit: December 07, 2010, 05:25:13 PM by Radhika »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2010, 05:33:54 PM »
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Husband Biwi Se : Pani Peela Do...!!

Biwi : Kya Pyas Lagi Hai??

Husband: (Ghusse Se) Nahi Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin Se "Leak" To Nahi Hai. :-)

Radhika

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2010, 04:32:59 PM »
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What?... Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2010, 10:25:40 AM »
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1 aadmi apni wife ki qabar par betha row raha tha

aur

Qabar ko pankhay se hawa kar raha tha,

Kisi ne pucha itni mohabbat kyun?

Aadmi : Mere Biwi Marne se pehle keh gayi thi k meri qabar ki matti khushk hone se pehle shaadi na karna,

Pata nahin kaun roz qabar per paani dal kar chala jaata hai :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2010, 10:28:53 AM »
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Very Effective Warning:

A Husband Gave The Keys of His New Car
To His Wife With A ...Warning

"Dear,
If You Cause An Accident,
The Newspaper Will Print Your AGE" :P 

Radhika

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2010, 04:58:42 PM »
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How do I make my wife stop buying all these gloves?
Buy her a diamond ring.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2010, 10:05:16 AM »
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Radhika

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2010, 12:35:00 PM »
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Radhika

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2011, 01:17:32 PM »
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchhegi.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2011, 01:37:22 AM »
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Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena "DostoN"
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Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Or Girl Friend Pooch Le
Jaanu Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?

Radhika

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2011, 12:32:37 PM »
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:-X :-X 

Husband’s Reply To His Waiting Wife At Home:

Sweet Heart,
I Will Be There In 15 Minutes.
If Not,
Kindly Read This Message Once Again… :roll:

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: ** Husband Ki Dastan**
« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2011, 12:32:37 PM »

 

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