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Author Topic: *Ufff Ye Ladke*  (Read 31379 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2010, 01:56:02 AM »
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Boy: Mein Tumhe Bangla Dilaonga

Car Dilaonga

Gold Ke Dhair Laga Dunga.

Girl: Aacha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aaoge?

Boy:
Haan Agar Dost Ne Bike De Di To. :-)

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2010, 01:56:02 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2010, 01:50:55 AM »
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Boy 2 Girl:
Kya Main Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon?

Girl:Zaleel
Kameeny
Kuttay
Sharam Nahi Aati.

Tum Ne Ye Baat

Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay Laga Diye
Karo Na! :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2010, 04:47:29 PM »
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Police has arrested me for killing a girl.

I didnt kill her.

I just asked Her . . . "Will u marry me?"

Aur wo khushi se mar gayi

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2010, 03:54:35 PM »
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Iss Khoaf Se Motor Cycle he Baych di Maine
Kahin Khud Ko na Baychna pare Petrol K liye...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2010, 01:51:17 AM »
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Chahtay Hain Hum Aapse Aisi Dosti ka Wada,

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Jaisey...

12 Rupee Ka Lemon Max,

Ghuly Kam aur Chaly Ziyada. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2010, 02:48:53 AM »
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The Best and amazing Part of Life is...
When Your parents says....

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Parhda tay tu hain nai,
Chal hun tere wastay koi rishta lab laiye.. ;-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2010, 10:22:51 AM »
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Most promising line by a Boy friend:

"I will love you until . . .

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Pakistan wins football Worldcup"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2010, 11:11:41 AM »
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kitna roya tha men us ko call kar ke
Jab us ne kaha . . . . . . . . Aap ka matloba number dusri line par masroof hai.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2010, 11:14:32 AM »
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Jee bhar ke rowne do aaj mujhe ….
Saari ladkiyon ke number abbu ne delete kar ……diye…..
Umar bhar jis phool ki maine parvarish ki   
Jab khushboo ke Qabil huwa to ghairo ne cheen liya

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2010, 11:37:02 AM »
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Maine ussay kaha, mujhe Mohabbat ki saza do
Uss kamini ne ja ke sab kuch mere abbu ko bata diya. . . . . .
Laazim hai har shaksh par zakaat dena
Jo maaldar-e-Husn hain woh chummiyan diya karen…!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2010, 02:47:21 AM »
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Shayer hoon aaj karta hu shayeri
Pehle soon tau lo itne bhi nahi hai boori
Varna Murder kar dunga Mere pass hai churi

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2010, 09:30:55 AM »
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:see:Larka: Ro kyu rhi ho?

Larki: Mere Marks Boht kum aye hain.

Larka:kitne aye hain?

Larki:sirf 88%

Larka: Bibi Khuda ka khof kr
Itne mei to 2 larke Pass ho jate hein.

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2010, 09:32:52 AM »
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Boy to Girl "I love you".

Ladki:"Tameez se baat karo".

BOY: "Bismillah rehmane raheem, With due respect I beg to say that I love you.

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2010, 09:34:35 AM »
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Desi boy and karianey de dukan wala

Desi boy :- yaar khand hegi aaa
dukandar:- ha hegi eh
Desi boy :- lea fir muh mitha kraa tey 2 rs de haldi dey de

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2010, 09:36:49 AM »
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Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai
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Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
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