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Author Topic: *Ufff Ye Ladke*  (Read 31531 times)

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2010, 09:37:28 AM »
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Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,
Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2010, 09:37:28 AM »

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2010, 09:39:25 AM »
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A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2010, 09:39:58 AM »
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Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2010, 09:41:50 AM »
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Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.

Wah wah

gour farmaiye

muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2010, 09:42:29 AM »
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Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.

After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.
 :cl:

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2010, 09:43:52 AM »
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Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2010, 09:45:14 AM »
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Newton 2nd law of ishq:

A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her

and

girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.




ye hogye ha pithaye ehheheh ;)

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2010, 09:45:45 AM »
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Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2010, 09:51:42 AM »
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What’s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2010, 09:52:32 AM »
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Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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Ik Ye ..
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2010, 09:53:04 AM »
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Boy:I’ll climb tallest mount, swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4 u
Girl:So sweet! Can u cum 2 meet me?
Boy:Not now, abi ami nikalne nai dengi!

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2010, 09:53:39 AM »
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Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath rehlungi
Girl:or agr me margai to?
Boy:To me b Tumhari BEHAN k sath rehlunga

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2010, 09:54:10 AM »
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Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi,

in dono ko ek hi jail me rakha gya, wo masalsal 6 month tk apas me batain karti rahi

jb rahai mili to ek boli

aao behan is darakht ki chaaon me beath kr kuch batain kr lain is k bad toh hum ne bichrna jana hai na

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2010, 09:54:33 AM »
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Girl’s Attiude
whn boy dnt luk @ her

She says : ” Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia”

&

Whn Boy luk @ Her

She Says: ” Dekh kese Kutto’n ki trha rha hy ;->

Alika ahmad

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2010, 09:55:21 AM »
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Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA…!
Girl fastly gave him Rs.50 and said:”YE chanda kisi masjid ka hai ya foUNDAtioN KA”?

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: *Ufff Ye Ladke*
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2010, 09:55:21 AM »

 

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