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Author Topic: Biwi Or Mobile  (Read 5728 times)

RimJhim

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2009, 05:11:02 PM »
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u come come :D :D Whale come :-P

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2009, 05:11:02 PM »

Rajesh Harish

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2009, 08:44:01 AM »
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Nice one Honey Ji

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2010, 04:16:43 AM »
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Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, Koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
Hor ki dua manga rabb to, Tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Miss Me!
When You Smell any Rose.

Miss Me
When You Taste any Sweet.

Miss Me!
When You Look at the Moon.

But plz Don't "MISS" Me!

When You Raise
Your Hands for Prayer.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2010, 05:28:35 PM »
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Radhika

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2010, 08:13:15 AM »
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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

Radhika

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2010, 08:14:26 AM »
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DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Radhika

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2010, 08:27:14 AM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2010, 02:26:15 AM »
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Where-ever U Go Our Network Follows.”

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2010, 02:37:54 AM »
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Biwi : Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband : Ab waqt badal gaya hai

Biwi : Phir bhi 'JAANU' koi sher keh do!

Husband : Lo sunno

Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga main wo sanam...:P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2010, 12:47:23 PM »
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Mohabbat ko dikhana bhi nahi hai
Ghum e ulfat chhupana bhi nahi hai

Teri tareef mai likhta hun shayeri
Magar tum ko sunana bhi nahi hai

Hai daulat pyar ki tere liye hee
Magar tujh pe lutana bhi nahi hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2010, 02:20:17 AM »
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Husband: Begum Khana Tayar Nahi Hua Abhi?

Begum: Nahi Ji, Thori Dair Baqi Hai.

Husband: Theek Ha Mein Bahar Se Kha Leta Hon.

Begum: Bas 5 Mint Ruk Jaen.

Husband:5 Mint Mein Khana Tayar Ho Jayega?

Begum: Nahi Mein Tayar Ho Jaungi. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2010, 01:56:15 AM »
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Emotional Comedy!

Dil ko Pata Tha Woh Zaroor Aayegi.

Wah...

Dil ko Pata Tha Woh Zaroor Aayegi.

Par Kabhi Socha Na Tha k SURPRISE Me Apna Husband Sath Layegi. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2010, 12:42:37 PM »
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“classical insult”

Biwi :
“Tum poori dunya me bhi dhundo to mujh jaisi Biwi nahin milegi”

Husband :
“Tum kya samahjti ho, main dusra bhi tumhare jaise dhundonga?

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2010, 03:59:22 PM »
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Kya style hai Sutta marne ki :D


RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2010, 01:27:46 AM »
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2010, 01:27:46 AM »

 

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