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Author Topic: Biwi Or Mobile  (Read 5977 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2010, 04:56:50 PM »
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Man: Is there any way for longlife?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2010, 04:56:50 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2010, 04:15:35 PM »
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A wife never gives a thing

to her husband, whole the life.

what’s that ?

?

?

?

Any Guess

?

?

?

ok

That is a moment of peace.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2010, 11:48:09 AM »
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Talaaq Karwane K
50,000/- Lagein gey
.
Husband: Pagal Ho Kya?
Molvi Ne 5000/- me Shaadi Karwai Thi !

Vakeel : Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2010, 09:31:26 PM »
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Wait

Wait

Wait

Wait

Wait

Cool

Relax

Ok

Ready

Start

5

4

3

2

1

Now

Delete This
MESSAGE……….

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2010, 01:30:50 AM »
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Wife: Jaanu! Kaash aap message hotay,
Main aap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti

Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar ke rakhti
Ya
Apni kisi Saheli ko Forward Bhi Karti?

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2010, 02:07:15 PM »
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Dr. Aapki Biwi Sirf 5 Ghante ki Mehman Hai.
I'm So Sorry.

Husband: Koi Baat Nahi Dr. Sahab,
Jab 25 Saal Nikal Gaye to 5 Ghante Bhi Nikal He Jayenge. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #36 on: October 08, 2010, 12:08:39 AM »
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A Young Couple Were Having
Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One After A While,

The Husband Said:
When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love, Honor & Obey.

His Bride Replied:
I Know But I Didn't Want To Start
An Argument In Front Of
All Those People At The Wedding" :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #37 on: October 08, 2010, 05:25:23 PM »
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Arz Kiya Hai:

Soch Samajh K Na Ki Shadi Jisnay Usnay Jeevan Bigar Liya

Aur

Samajh K Jisnay Ki Shadi Usnay Bhi Kya Ukhar Liya

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2010, 01:45:27 PM »
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Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday.
I am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
What To Do?

Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :D

Radhika

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2010, 01:54:10 PM »
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lolzzzzzzzzz achha.. :P :P :D


Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai.. :roll: :roll:

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2010, 10:47:23 PM »
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Ek Nafrat He Nahi Dunya Me Dard Ka Sabab

Suna Hai Injection Ki Sui Bhi Bara Dard Deti Hai.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2010, 10:39:41 AM »
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Everybody Searches
For A Chance To
Impress Other
But
They Don't Understands That
Impressions Are Made By Very Casual Happening ... =)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2010, 01:46:17 AM »
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Difference Between
POETRY & LECTURE


Any Word Said By Girlfriend Is "Poetry"

&

Anything Said By Wife Is "Lecture"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2010, 12:47:18 PM »
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Mujhe Doosre Number Se Phone mat kiya karo.. Doston
Mera Nadan Dil samajta hai shayed kisi Ladki ka Number hai :D

Radhika

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2010, 12:52:58 PM »
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 =)) =)) =)) 

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2010, 12:52:58 PM »

 

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