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Author Topic: Biwi Or Mobile  (Read 5795 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #75 on: May 31, 2011, 11:40:23 AM »
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World's thinnest book is published titled

"What Does Women Wants".

It has only 1 page with only 1 word
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"EVERYTHING" :D

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #75 on: May 31, 2011, 11:40:23 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #76 on: July 07, 2011, 01:32:01 PM »
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Define a woman.
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Someone who talks for hours while standing at the door but won't sit becoz she is getting late

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #77 on: July 10, 2011, 02:11:43 PM »
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Before marriage, a man 'Yearns' for the woman he loves...
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After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.

Radhika

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #78 on: July 10, 2011, 04:52:54 PM »
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It's all in the punctuation:
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #79 on: July 20, 2011, 12:12:11 AM »
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?3 young Ladies proposed a MaN. He had to choose one of them.

He tested by giving dem Rs.5000 each 2 spend.

1 bought make up stuff & new dresses n said she wantd 2 luk gud 4 him.

2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties & perfumes and said she wanted him 2 luk gud.

3rd one invested da money, Got profit & returned him original amount,saying dat she saved da rest 4 their future.

Finally MAN decided To marry
The lady who was Prettiest :D

Men never change! ;-) :P

Radhika

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #80 on: July 20, 2011, 12:20:01 PM »
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Lollll..cant control laughing nice sharing Aakash.. :P


Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!


RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #81 on: July 20, 2011, 06:08:39 PM »
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Big Fights
Usually Break RELATIONS...
But MINOR Misunderstandings
Spoil RELATIONS...!!..
And The Fact Is,
SPOILED Relations Are More Painful
Than The BROKEN ONES.!!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #82 on: July 30, 2011, 01:01:57 PM »
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Cutest Feeling In This World Is...?

When your eyes Try To get a single Look of your love In A Crowd...
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You Find that He/She Is Already Staring At YOU....... ?

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #83 on: October 24, 2011, 10:28:20 AM »
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Two married women discussing.

First: Widows are better than us....

Second: Really..? How???

First: At least they know where their husbands are :) :P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #84 on: November 24, 2011, 11:54:15 AM »
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A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men…

The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #85 on: December 15, 2011, 11:56:36 AM »
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If a girl asks you a question, it's better to just give her the truth, chances are she's asking you because she already knows the answer... :-/

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #86 on: December 18, 2011, 10:33:29 AM »
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A Single moment of misunderstanding is sometimes so Poisonous... that.. it makes us forget ... within a minute, the hundred lovable moments spent together...!!

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Biwi Or Mobile
« Reply #86 on: December 18, 2011, 10:33:29 AM »

 

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