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Author Topic: Haseen Mobile hota  (Read 2887 times)

Radhika

Haseen Mobile hota
« on: May 31, 2009, 01:07:41 PM »
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kash may tera woh haseen Mobile hota
to baray pyarr say maray key pad say Number milaya karte
aor jab woh milta to mujhay apnay kan say laga karte
may tayray KAN say lag kar kaye batay karta
kash may tara woh haseen Mobile hota
to kabi Mood may aakar mujhay logo kay samnay SHOW karte

aor NOKIA 6670 Dhek kar mujhay chopaya karte
kabi kise parte may mar RING tone say logo ko Motaser karte
lakeen 6600 kay tone sun kar apna Moo chopaya karte
aor sharam kay maray waha say nikal jaya karte

kabi jo dosto kay sat howa karte aor may bajhta
aor tum mujhay gosay say zameen far marte
may zameen far gertay he Bikar jata ta
Kash may tera woh haseeen Mobile hota
KASH mayray pass be 6670 hota KASH.....nm

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Haseen Mobile hota
« on: May 31, 2009, 01:07:41 PM »

natural

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 09:12:43 PM »
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good sharing HR.... :D

Rajesh Harish

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2009, 05:41:46 PM »
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Good sharing HR

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2010, 04:58:30 PM »
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LOL Nice 1
Lemme add a joke

Ek Charsi Qabristan Main Charas Pi Raha Tha Ke Police Aagai
To Charsi Ne Charas Chupa Di.

Police: Kya Kar Rahy Ho?
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid Ke Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon.

Police: Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai.
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Mai He Mar Gaya Tha.

Radhika

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2010, 06:49:25 PM »
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   lolz

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

« Last Edit: April 13, 2010, 03:18:40 PM by HoneyRose »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2010, 03:28:08 AM »
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Wo Mujhse Kehti Thi ke
Black Berry Le k Doge To Dosti Karungi,

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Aaj Us Bewafa ne Nokia 3310 Waley se Shadi Kar li. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2010, 11:39:29 AM »
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Har Roz HAPPY life Jiya Kijiye,

Mujhko 2, 4 Message bhi Kiya Kijiye,

Ho Sakay to Roz 1 Kaam Kiya Kijiye,

Zyada nahi Bas Dua main Yaad Kiya Kijiye.

Radhika

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2010, 03:19:05 PM »
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 :hail: :hail:

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2010, 04:24:56 AM »
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Aap ka Muskurana Roz ho.

Kabhi chehra Kanwal to Kabhi Red ROSE ho.

100 Pal Khushi to 1000 pal Moaj ho.

Bas Aisa He Aapka din har Roz ho.
~(Ameen)~

Radhika

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2011, 01:11:32 PM »
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  :hat: :hat:
Unho Ne Dekha Hame Tirchee Najar Se To Hum Madhosh Hogaye,
Jab Pata Chala Ki Unke Nain He Tirche Hai To Hum Behosh Hogaye.


RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2011, 12:32:18 AM »
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Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend......
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Karlo.. LOL

Radhika

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2011, 03:19:11 PM »
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Ik short man ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par apne papa ka naam likh raha tha.

Short man: Beta, ye kya kar rahe ho?

 Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Radhika

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2011, 03:28:03 PM »
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Ik Hindi man ik Ashram me jake Baba Ji se bole: Baba Ji, mera Puja me mann nai lagta! kya karun?

Baba Ji: Us Puja ko mere pass bhej do, shayad mera man lag jae.

Radhika

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2011, 03:28:36 PM »
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Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

Student: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.

Radhika

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2011, 03:29:59 PM »
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Hindi Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.

Student: Gandhi Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Haseen Mobile hota
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2011, 03:29:59 PM »

 

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