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Seerat

LAZY RULES...!
« on: June 25, 2011, 09:57:04 AM »
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Some LAZY RULES We Have Adapted In 0ur Lives ...

1. The Farther Away The Remote Is,
The More You Like What's Already
On TV

2. If You Have To Say Something
More Than Once, Its Not Worth
The Energy

3. If You Spill Water, It Will
Eventually Dry

4. Don't Charge Your Phone Till It
Says 5% Remaining

5. If Its Not On First Search Page
On Google, It Doesn't Exist

6. Why Make Your Bed When You
Are Just Gonna Get Back In It Again

7. If An Object Is More Than 5 Feet
Away , It Becomes Unnecessary

8. If You R Late , Don't Go

9. If You Drop The Ice Cube, Just Kick It Under The Fridge ...  

10. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it.

11. Don't move. Moving is overrated.

12. Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do.

13. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it? Yeah, I know. I felt stupid for moving all those times.

14. Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work.

15.Sleep as much as you can.

16. Don't talk. Talking requires the movement of your jaw.. way too much work.

17. Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work.

18.No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere

19.I'll tell you later







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« Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 02:27:01 PM by Seerat »

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

LAZY RULES...!
« on: June 25, 2011, 09:57:04 AM »

Seerat

Re: LAZY RULES ...!
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2011, 09:58:13 AM »
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Most Irritating Moment -
Morning Alarm...

Most Difficult Task -
To Find Socks...

Most Dreadful Journey -
Way To Class...

Most Lovely Time -
Meeting Friends...

Most Tragic Moment -
Surprise Test In 1st Period...

Most Wonderful News -
Teacher Is Absent...  :P










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Seerat

Re: LAZY RULES ...!
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2011, 09:59:58 AM »
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If You Don't Know
The Answers In An Exam,
Just Put Lines Like This
"||||||||||"
&
Write Below
"Scratch Here For Answer" ... :P









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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: LAZY RULES...!
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2011, 11:12:30 AM »
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Dig This Fact:

Everyone Wears Left Shoe At The Last.

Don't Agree With It?

Proof: When We Wear 1 Shoe, The Other 1 Is Left.

Keep Scratching Your Head :D

Seerat

Re: LAZY RULES...!
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 02:28:01 PM »
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Teacher to a student: What do we learn from the quote "Behind every successful man there is a woman"
Student: Easy! We should just stop wasting our time in studies and find that woman












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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: LAZY RULES...!
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2011, 03:51:42 PM »
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ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: LAZY RULES...!
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