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Alika ahmad

New element added to periodic table
« on: October 08, 2010, 04:38:58 PM »
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New element added to periodic table

Element Name:GIRL
Symbol: G

Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D
Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled
Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone
:rh: :rh: :rh: :rh: :rh: :rh: :rh: :rh:

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

New element added to periodic table
« on: October 08, 2010, 04:38:58 PM »

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2010, 04:39:43 PM »
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A snake has its poison in its teeth..

A dog in its tongue..

A scorpio in its tale..

Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!

Strange but true!

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2010, 04:40:52 PM »
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Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D


Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2010, 04:47:01 PM »
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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2010, 04:49:07 PM »
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A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
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On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There’s no money in your account.

Boy:
I know,
But, you can’t imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2011, 09:57:14 PM »
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Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life and

I’ll give same advice to my children also

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2011, 09:59:34 PM »
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"IF u want 2 b hpy wid a boy,
Luv him less & undrstnd more.

If u want 2 b hpy wid a girl,
Luv her more & nvr try 2 undrstnd her!"  ;D have nice day

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2011, 10:00:36 PM »
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Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho................................k demagh hai b k nhe

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2011, 10:03:03 PM »
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A message from dengue Machar

Me duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.

per.
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Lahore Lahore ay

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2011, 10:04:13 PM »
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hamari guftagoo mai khushboo Q na hogi faraz
ham ne aik umar guzaari hai zahoor raja jaani ka paan khaate hue  =))

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2011, 10:05:51 PM »
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Jab koi mushkil pad jaye.jab koi afat ho jaye.
To.
to.
to.
To.
To.
To
to.
Khud nipto harkate hi tumhari aisi hai. smjh gaye hogay tum log  :P :P

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2011, 10:08:05 PM »
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In this world everybody makes mistakes,but only Girlfriend,Wife & Boss have the God-gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them & reminding them..:)  [:o]

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2011, 10:09:24 PM »
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Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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kioun?
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Bus....Badmashi  :nana:

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2011, 10:10:27 PM »
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A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....  :see:

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2011, 10:11:06 PM »
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Eid ki shopping karni hy??? Zara Himat karo aur Aao mil kbijli ka pol bech dein wese bhi faltu laga howa hy...

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2011, 10:11:06 PM »

 

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