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Author Topic: New element added to periodic table  (Read 1846 times)

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2011, 10:12:01 PM »
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A Guy Searching These Keywords On Google
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"How To Have A Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"
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Google Search Result
"hindustani Lagty Ho..." :hat:

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2011, 10:12:01 PM »

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2011, 10:15:52 PM »
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All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwana Khan)Rocks
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Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?
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Pathan:(Rizwana Khan)Pakoray
hehehehe;-) :D

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2011, 10:17:13 PM »
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1 admi bhagta hua bus mein charha aur zor se chillaya "khabardar" koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga...

Basheer kulfi wala khud app ke pass aye ga... aur apko kulfi khilaye ga  :)

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2011, 10:18:41 PM »
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Srdar:Miss ap ne kAL Mujy caL Kyun Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? TecHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL Ni Ki. Sardar:tO pHir mry mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA. 1 Miss caLL  :evil:

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2011, 10:19:40 PM »
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GOLDEN RULE "Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro.
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GamlY k SaatH. . .* alika ka stylee333333

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2011, 10:20:40 PM »
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*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.

Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.

Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2011, 08:20:50 PM »
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Unki galion me gaya tu wo phool barsanay lagay
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Jab unki ammi ne dekha tu gamlay bhi saath aane lagay.
(“.)> Ooi Maa!
/!  |
/ \  aisa krogey to kon ayega?  [;hbs]

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2011, 08:22:13 PM »
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larkay saray ak sy hotay hn..nowi am giving u a prove.. [doh]
How  the Boys text after Hurting their girlfrndz:
1st Hour: Sory
2nd Hour: Sory plz!
3rd Hour: Just talk 2 me once Dear
4th Hour: Plz listen jaan
5th Hour: Plz itna naraz mat ho
6th Hour: Im sory i wil die agar tumne bat nai ki
7th Hour: Dafa ho!100-Larkiyan Ghumti hai tere jesi.
Sar pe he charh gae, mar kahin ja k.
Girl: Sorry DEAR..i was out of credit
Boy:
OöPs:-P.. its ok, luv u jaan!.

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2011, 08:24:47 PM »
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Girl 2 boy:
Muje apna mobil de do men isko dekh k tumay yad karun gi.
Boy:
Tum ye soch k muje yad kar lena k me ne manga tha usne nahe dia.  :see:

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2011, 08:25:38 PM »
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A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree with his girl friend
old man:
bete,
kya ye hamari tehzib hai ?
boy:
nahi ye paros wali salma hai : :shh:

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2011, 08:26:45 PM »
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New style of purposing a girl
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Aap k paon bohat khubsorat hain kiya
yehi khobsurat paon merey bachon ki jannat ban saktey hain.

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2011, 08:27:48 PM »
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kuch humari assembly you hogi agar aisi ulti duniya rahe tu  ::o
girls School Assembally ki dua 2011?
“‘Lab-Pe-Ati Hy Dua Ban k Tmana Meri
Zindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya Meri
IMPRESS Mujh Se Her 1 Larka Ho Jaye
Meri 1 Nazar Pe Dil Apna Wo Day Jaye
Ho Meri JEANS Se Yunhi Mery Badan Ki Zeenat
Jis Tarha MAKEUP Se Hoti Ha Husn Ki Zeenat
Ho Mera Kam School, colleges k boyz se frndship Karna
Her HASEEN Larka Ki ami Ki Izat Karna
Mere ALLAH Perhai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
ISHQ Ki Jo Raah Ho Usi Rah Pe Chlana Mujko,  :missu:

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2011, 08:29:27 PM »
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flirt ki dhooommmmm  :P
Boy:
Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon?
Girl:
Han Q nai,
Just a mint
Inbox delete,
Sent item delete,
Call history delete
Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2011, 08:30:17 PM »
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‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kiya farq hai?
Ager koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare t0u ‘LOFER’
Ager koi larki larkay ko propose kare t0u ‘OFFER’
Had Ho Gayi Yar!

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2011, 08:31:17 PM »
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DAMAG HO TU AISAYYYY  =))
A Married Man Has An Affair With His Secretary.
One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM.
While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Clothes  with Grass & Dirt.
At Home, Wife Asked “Where Were u?
He Replied, I Can’t Lie To U, I was Having An Affair & Coming From Date.
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted:
“Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2011, 08:31:17 PM »

 

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