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Author Topic: New element added to periodic table  (Read 1720 times)

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2011, 08:32:18 PM »
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CHAL BHAE JAWAB DAY  8)
Log kahte hain k 1 larki k parhne se
sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hai.
Lekin us larki k college jane se
40 larke fail ho jate hain
.
uska kya?

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2011, 08:32:18 PM »

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2011, 08:34:30 PM »
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Smallest Leave Appliction By a KG Boy
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Dear Sir,
Me nai aunga,
Nai aunga,
Nai aunga,
Thank u, bas nai aunga.

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2011, 08:36:06 PM »
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Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…
Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.
Boy: Kyun?
Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.  HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHEHEHHEHEHEH  =))  ;D

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2011, 08:36:48 PM »
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MUNNAY KE BADNAME  :P
Boys ke zindagi k 2 asool hain.
Pehla:
wo kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nai karWaty..
Aur
dosra:
wo kisi larki ko ajnabi nai samjty..

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2011, 08:37:24 PM »
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Teacher:
Kal School Kiyun Nhi Aye Thy?

Student:
Sir Mehmaan Aye Huwe The.

Teacher:
O I See…

Student:
Na ji
Agr O I Hondi
Te Me Aj V Na Anda.  :nana:

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2011, 08:43:37 PM »
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Ek bacha roz apne Maths teacher ko phone lagata hai
Sir ki wife:
Kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye hain
Baar baar phone Q karte ho?
Bacha:
Sun k acha lagta hai [-g

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2011, 08:45:13 PM »
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A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
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1 missing in above
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why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2011, 08:46:18 PM »
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CONFIDENCE
10 Professors ko 1Jahaz me bithaya,
Jab sab jahaz me beth gy to unko bataya geya k
ye jahaz ap k students ne bnaya hy,
Ye sun k sab bhag kr jahaz se nikal gy siwae 1k
Is par un sahib se waja pochi to us ne jawab dia
“Agar Ye Jahaz Mere Studnts Ne Bnaya hy to phir ye
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START HI NAHI HOGA. :hail:

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2011, 08:53:16 PM »
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A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked:
Which One is Your Best Girlfriend?

He Replied: The Next One.

MORAL:
Always Aim high & Continuously Improve Your Performance  :hail:

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2011, 08:54:13 PM »
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New style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children
how their mom looked in her younger age  [tup]

Alika ahmad

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2011, 08:56:54 PM »
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JUDGE POINT TO BE NOTE..
BEST OF BEST
If a single teacher cant teach all the subjects
than how can you expect a single student to study all the subjects.
point to be noted

SAYEED

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2011, 08:52:32 PM »
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New style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children
how their mom looked in her younger age  [tup]

Jhoote padenge Alikaji - lol-hahahahaha nice one

JUDGE POINT TO BE NOTE..
BEST OF BEST
If a single teacher cant teach all the subjects
than how can you expect a single student to study all the subjects.
point to be noted

Agree :( beshare students again nice one...

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: New element added to periodic table
« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2011, 08:52:32 PM »

 

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