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Stupid Quotes..!
« on: May 27, 2011, 10:01:15 AM »
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Being stupid is its own reward

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY  ARE YOU SCARED?!

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

You can’t just let nature run wild.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

:luv: :rh:   :rh: :luv:

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Stupid Quotes..!
« on: May 27, 2011, 10:01:15 AM »


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2011, 01:01:29 PM »
Seerat Ji, Aapne bade bade Authors ke quote parhe honge
Aaj aisa quote sunaunga ke Logo ki Rooh kanp jayegi.

When Nails are Growing, We cut our nails,
Not Fingers
Similarly when EGO is rising,
We should cut EGO,

Have a Grt. Day.


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2011, 01:40:03 PM »
Why does 'CUPID' never grow up . . .?


It symbolizes that Love never gets old.


Why does he throws arrows to the heart?

To remind us that True Love Hurts ...


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2011, 01:41:05 PM »
A Friend of mine said :

"0nions are the only food that makes you cry . . .

That was before

I hit him in the face with a "Watermelon...


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2011, 12:38:37 PM »
Emotional minds never allow the person 2 take correct decision in their life but cool mind leads person 2 achieve their dreams...

Be cool....


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2011, 03:22:54 PM »
Don't be disappointed if the person you love doesn't love you..bcoz god has said "this is my world.. Still, even i couldn't make my own creation to love me".


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2011, 12:48:58 PM »
"" There's A POINT in Your LIFE
When You GET TIRED of CHASING Everyone
But it's Not GIVING UP,,
It's REALIZING that You Don't NEED Certain PEOPLE and the DRAMA They BRING..""


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2011, 11:16:15 AM »
Wats da difference between Talent & Intelligence??
Getting up early in da morning daily is Talent..
Not trying such nonsense thing is Intelligence.. ;-)


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 10:19:20 AM »
A pathan goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant

:luv: :rh:   :rh: :luv:


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 10:20:52 AM »
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA/JANAM DIN waly din bhi parhy?

:luv: :rh:   :rh: :luv:


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 10:22:14 AM »
Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

:luv: :rh:   :rh: :luv:


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2011, 10:22:53 AM »
Love is possible after friendship
friendship is not possible after love
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!

:luv: :rh:   :rh: :luv:


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2011, 10:23:42 AM »
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire =))

:luv: :rh:   :rh: :luv:


Re: Stupid Quotes..!
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2011, 11:13:33 AM »
* Board outside a Photo Studio..*

We can SHOOT your Wife
Can also FRAME your Mother-in-Law :D


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