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Author Topic: Top 10 Lies of Girls  (Read 227570 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Top 10 Lies of Girls
« on: April 10, 2010, 01:56:13 AM »
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1. I Miss You
2. I'm Single
3. Main pehli baar kisi larkay se Baat Kar Rahi Hon
4. Main Cousin se baat kar rahi thi
5. Mujhy TUM Kehna acha Nahi lagta
6. Main Pyar pe Believe Nahi Karti
7. Main doosri Larkion Jaisi Nahi
8. Mujhe Kuch nahi pata
9. Sab Larke ek Jese Hotey hain
10.Tum meri zindagi ke pehle aur Aakheri larke ho, Main nahi reh paon gi Tumhare bina


Chalo, Kaan pakro aur Towba karo Ladko se kabhi jhuth nahi kahoge :D

« Last Edit: December 05, 2010, 11:32:39 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Top 10 Lies of Girls
« on: April 10, 2010, 01:56:13 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2010, 01:56:35 AM »
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Boy: Whats your name?

Girl: Kyon Bataon? Main Tumhain Nahi Jaanti.

Boy: Na Batao. Main Tumhain Kaunsa Apni ACCORD Car main betha kar 5 Star Restaurant le jane wala tha.

Girl: Nazia,
B.Com 2nd Year.
Woh Samne Wali Gali main teesray Makaan main Rehti Hon. :-)
 
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:43:38 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2010, 01:56:55 AM »
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Larki Ke Nakhre

1 Call
Main Aisi Larki Nahi Hun

2 Call
Sirf Msg Karungi Baat Nahi

3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Baat Ho Sakti Hai

4 Call
1 Baar Hi Milongi

5 Call
Sirf KISS Kar Sakte Ho. :P
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:44:00 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2010, 01:57:17 AM »
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Larki :
Hamara husn dekh kar ye log machalte hain.
Ye larkay hamay dekh kar keechar me kyun phisaltay hain?

Larka:
Ye maana ke Larkay tumhe dekh kar Phisaltay hain.
Magar ye bhi sach hai ke tumhare saal bhar ke kharchay hum he say chaltay hain.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:44:21 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2010, 01:57:51 AM »
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Boy: Boys are Intelligent than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You always say intelliGENTS
But
You never say intelliLADIES!

Kyun HaseeN/Nazneeno Ghussa Aa Raha hai ? Aur Gali do Mujhe, ha ha ha ha.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:44:44 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2010, 01:58:07 AM »
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What is the similarity between Dinosaur & An Innocent Girl?

Interesting right?


?


Think.

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?

Dono Aab is Dunya main Nahi hain. :-)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:45:05 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2010, 01:58:24 AM »
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How to Forget Love Failure.

SMOKING?
No.

DRINKING?
No.

DRUGS?
No.


Then what..?
?
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?
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?
?
?
Just Love Another One Yaar !
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:45:28 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2010, 01:58:56 AM »
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Only 10% Girls Play Games like

Tennis,

Football,

Caroms,

Hockey,

Etc.

Because 90% Girls Play with Boy's Life.
So be careful...
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:45:51 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2010, 01:59:14 AM »
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Dentist's Advice on Secret of Good Health

Always Treat your Toothbrush Like a Girl Friend.

Don't Let Anybody Else Use it & get a New 1 Every Three Months.! :-)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:46:13 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2010, 01:59:30 AM »
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Girlfriend: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?

Boyfriend: 2, Ek Tum Aur Ek Ooper.

After Marriage:

Wife: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?

Husband: Andhi Ho? Woh Ooper Kharbooza Nazar Aaraha Hai?
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:46:30 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2010, 01:59:51 AM »
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Girl : You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.





Boy : Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:46:49 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2010, 02:00:08 AM »
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Larki ka Dil Pani ki Tarha Hota Hai.

Larkay Ka Dil Mobile ki Tarah.

Chahay Mobile Pani Main Giray ya Pani Mobile Pe.

Watt Mobile ki He Lagti Hai.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:47:07 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2010, 02:00:35 AM »
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A Cute LOVE STORY:

Girl: Am I pretty?
Boy: NO

Girl: Do u want 2 live wid me?
Boy: NO

Girl: Will u cry if I leave?
Boy: NO

The girl got hurt and started to cry

The boy pulled her close 2 him and said

U are not Pretty but Beautiful

I don't want 2 live wid you but live 4 u.

If u leave me i don't cry but DIE.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:47:27 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2010, 02:00:50 AM »
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Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.

Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai.

Boy: Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum Pharren to Police Station. :-)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:47:49 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2010, 02:01:09 AM »
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1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurat
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

AakasH Sirf Mera Hai...
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:48:10 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2010, 02:01:09 AM »

 

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