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Author Topic: Top 10 Lies of Girls  (Read 224188 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2010, 02:01:34 AM »
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Girl: Aisa khat likh Sajna!
Meri umar beet jaye parhte parhte...


Boy:
(i=0i>xE'I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%;=*?#@?w@'e*,e(p+>i*
"Le Sajni ab parh" :-)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:48:44 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2010, 02:01:34 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2010, 02:02:06 AM »
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Be-Izzati No 1:

1 Larka Cycle pe ja raha tha.

Cycle ka Tyre Bhains ke Gobar ke Beech mai se guzar gaya.

Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Thin.

Unhon ne Taliyan Baja kar Kaha:
"Happy Birthday To You!"

Larka Ruka aur Jawab Diya:
"Khali Taali Bajane se Kaam nahi chalega, Aa kar Cake to Khaen."
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:49:11 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2010, 02:03:03 AM »
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Boys and Girls pehli mulaqat main apny zehen main ek dosray ke bary main is tarha sochte hain:

Girl: Kitna seedha larka hai.
Boy: Kya cute bachi hai.

Girl: Kitna nice Behaviour hai.
Boy: Kya Udham Figure hai.

Girl: Dressing zabardast ki hai.
Boy: Thora aur light Dress hota to maza aajata.

Girl: Agar razi ho gaya to isi se shadi karongi.
Boy: Ek baar razi ho jaye to phir purane G/F chor dunga
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:49:37 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2010, 02:03:29 AM »
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Son: Padosi ki Ladki ko English Nahi Aati.

Father: Tujhe kaise pata?

Son: Main jab bhi usay kehta hon

"GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

Mujhe 2 Thappad maarti hai.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:49:59 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2010, 02:03:54 AM »
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Aaj kal ki Larkiyan
Bohat Rowti Hain
Dosto...!!!


Kyon Ke...





Main Unhain
Lift He Nahi Karata Hon...
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:50:28 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2010, 02:04:16 AM »
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Good girls are found in every corner of the Earth..
.
.
.

But Unfortunately Earth is Round!!
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:50:48 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2010, 02:04:34 AM »
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Teacher: Everyone Write your Lover Name on a Paper.

After 5 seconds:
Boys says: "Likh liya Madam"

After 10 Minutes:
Girls says: "Please Extra Sheet Madam."
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:51:07 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2010, 02:04:54 AM »
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Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia'n Kharab Karti Hain

Wah Wah

Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia'n Kharab Karti Hain

Ladka Kharab Nahi Hota Ladkiyan Kharab Karti Hain.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:51:39 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2010, 02:05:12 AM »
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Latest Way to Propose a Girl....

Boy: Excuse Me...

Girl: Jee?

Boy: Mere honay waly Bachon ki taraf se Aapko Happy Mother's Day...
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:51:59 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2010, 02:05:33 AM »
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Boy proposed a Girl SHE rejected:
He wasn't sad.

Friend Asked, Don't you have feelings?

Boy: Why should I feel?
I lost 1 who never loved me,
But She lost 1 who loved her the Most.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:52:25 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2010, 02:05:57 AM »
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Ek Larki ke Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?

Ke Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka Suit pehna hua hai... :-P
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:57:53 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2010, 02:06:37 AM »
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A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher:

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.

They Are Good To See

And Feel,

Difficult To

Own And Maintain.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:58:07 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2010, 02:06:53 AM »
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Experienced Man Says:

The Real Problem Doesn't Start When Boy Starts Looking At A Girl.

It Begins,

When She Turns

&

Looks Back At The Guy.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:58:30 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2010, 02:07:13 AM »
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Never Reject A Girl In Life Because

A Good Girl Gives U

Happiness

&

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both are Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every Girlfriend!
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:58:47 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2010, 02:07:33 AM »
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A Boy was Following a Girl,

Girl: Don't Follow me, Because my Mother is coming behind u,

Boy: Don't you worry, My Father is Following her" LOL
 
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:59:10 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2010, 02:07:33 AM »

 

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