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Author Topic: Top 10 Lies of Girls  (Read 225532 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2010, 02:08:06 AM »
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What's The Moral Of Movies
JANNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC

Think

Larkiyo Ke Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan Bachti Hain
Baaqi Sab Mar Jaatey Hai;-)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:59:34 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2010, 02:08:06 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2010, 02:08:24 AM »
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Golden Words:
"A Man Who Is Behind Cigarette, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Than A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 10:59:52 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2010, 02:08:40 AM »
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1 Research ke mutabeq larkiyan larkon se ziada mehenti hoti hain.

Kyon kay 100% me se 10% larkiyan Naturally Khubsurat hoti hain
Baaqi Apni Mehnat se. :-P
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:00:10 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2010, 02:08:57 AM »
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Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahye

Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein,
Hansi Mazaq Karey,
Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jaye!

Boy: Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:00:29 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2010, 02:09:13 AM »
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If A Boy Gives A Love Letter to A Girl,
People Call Him "Loafer"

But If A Girl Gives A Letter to A
Boy They Call It "Offer"

Brought to You By
AakasH ! Feel The Difference
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:00:51 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2010, 02:09:33 AM »
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Raj to his Friend AakasH : Yaar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.

AakasH : Kaisi dikhti hai?

Raj : Beautiful

AakasH : Aisa karo mera number de do... 
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:01:09 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2010, 02:09:51 AM »
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If Girl vomit her parents asks "Kon tha wo Kamina?"

If Boy vomits: "Kahan pee kar aaya hai Kaminey?"

Moral: No matter who ever Vomits, Boys are always Kaminey
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:01:29 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2010, 02:10:12 AM »
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Ek Shareef Larkay ki Shaadi hui, Woh apni Biwi se bola..

Aaj se tum he meri Zeenat ho, Tabbasum ho, Tamanna ho..

Biwi: Mere liye bhi aaj Aap he Naveed ho, Tariq ho, Amjad ho
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:01:45 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2010, 02:10:32 AM »
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It's Time 4 Flirt :-
Hum ko Hami Se Chura Lo

Dil Men kahin Tum Chupa Lo

Hum Akele kho Na Jayen

Door Tum Se Ho Na Jayen

Pas Aao



RUKO



Pehle Lifeboye Se Nahaa Lo.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:02:20 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2010, 02:10:53 AM »
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Agar Aap Kisi Larki ko I LOVE YOU Kahain.

Aur Woh Larki Aap ko Kiss kar ke Apna Mobile Number De de

To Aap Is ko kya kahain gey?

Zahir Hai




DAY DREAM.. :-)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:02:47 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2010, 02:11:13 AM »
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My Message 4 Galz
Agar Aapko lagta hai ke aap

Khoobsoorat ho,
Smart Ho.
Cute Ho.

To

Kutta Paal Len
Billi Paal Len
Sher Paal Len


Magar Plz Ghalat Fehmi Na Paalen.
Shukriya.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:03:10 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2010, 02:11:42 AM »
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Hasseno se Guzarish hai, Ye Form Fill Karen:

Name: ___

F/Name: ___

Caste: ___

Blood Group: ___

Age: ___

Address: ___

Aur Pagal Khane Main Jama karwa ke Apne Ghar walo ko Aazadi ka Tohfa Do.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:03:32 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2010, 02:12:14 AM »
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Haan ji.. Kya chahiye?








Kuch dhoondh rahe ho?







Shayad Mera Post






Yahan Factory lagi hai kya?
Khair aab aa hi gaye ho to sun lo

Honey, If You want to go 4 Long Drive in "MERCEDES"
And Wish to go to "SWITZERLAND"
And Like to Live in "5 STAR HOTEL"
Then Visit Our Website
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« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:03:53 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2010, 02:12:33 AM »
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Akele Ja Rahe The Jeevan ke Rasto Pe


Naraz


Dukhi


Thake Huye


Phir 1 Mor Pe Aap Sa Darling Mila

Aur

Baki Zindagi Ka Bhi SATYANAS Ho Gaya
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:04:24 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2010, 02:12:51 AM »
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Koi Ladki Aankhen bandh kar ke mujhe 3 baar pukaray to main uske samnay aajata hon....

Try karo...

1


2


3

Nahi aaya?


Pehle MacK up utarke Insaan ke shakal pe to aao...
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:04:49 AM by RhythM_of_RaiN »

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Top 10 Lies of Girls
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2010, 02:12:51 AM »

 

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