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Author Topic: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!  (Read 8284 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2011, 01:37:24 AM »
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What is the diff. between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the Girlfriend is "GHAZAL"

&

Every word spoken by Wife is "LECTURE"

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2011, 01:37:24 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2011, 02:13:13 AM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2011, 02:45:17 AM »
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Boy:- " Tujh me Rab dikhta Hai Yaara main kya karu"...

Girl:-  Darshan kar, Dakshina de, Prasad le or chala ja, Kyun ki tere peeche aur bhi Bhakt khare hai....

SAYEED

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2011, 10:55:33 AM »
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Hi Friendz

Inn ladkiyon ka kuch nahi ho sakta,
Ye jo hum sabke Laadli Seerat ji hai, ye Subah uthke Nahati nahi hai

Inke Mom kitna bolti hai Beti Naha lo, Beti Seerat Naha lo
Aab isko pathan mat samajna, Roj Nahati hai
Par Mujhe Batane to do kab nahane jati hai
Sharp 1.30 ko, subah uth ke star plus ke repeated serial phir se dekhegi.

Aab aap log soch rahe hai ye 1.30 ka nahane se kya chakkar hai
2 Baaje College Boyz ki chutti jo hota hai
Ye Balcony pe jaati hai Baal shukane ke liye
Hamesha ki tarah Dupatta room pe bhool jaati hai
Ladko pe dore dalti hai
Kaal ki baat hai, Apna Sayeed Bhai doston ke saath ja rahe thy ghar, Balcony pe Seerat ji thy
Aab aisay line degi kaun nahi phasega. Bechara shamko Love letter drop kiya aur bahar khara tha ye sochke koi aacha response aa jaye.

Aur Pata hai Seerat ji ne kya kiya, Unke papa se kehne lage dekho na papa wo jo ladka bahar khara hai mujhe cherta hai, line marta hai
Wo to jaan bachake bhag gaya Sayeed Bhai, Building ke watchman peeche par gaya tha

Aap logo ko mere baat pe yakeen nahi aa raha ?
Aap logo ne itne din se Sayeed Bhai ke posting dekha kabhi inko Profile pic lagate dekha hai ?
Aaj dekh lo, Subah Subah update ki hai, Seerat ji online jo thy


Akash bhai, kya mein hi mila??? Bhai Profile pic tu last year bhi rakhi thi around 3 months phir se abhi rakha hoon, waise ap kehte hai tu nikal deta hoon...

Seerat

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2011, 10:59:44 AM »
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0yeeeeeeeeeeee Akaaaaaaaaassssh k bachayyyyyyyyyyyy ...logon is k bato par yakeen na karna ..ye jhuta hay or ye apnay say story bana kar bata raha hay ap sab ko :c1: oyeeee Askahh ab may tumko chorongi nahi...  aray logon may apko Askkshhh humharay Rhyhm of Rain k real reall stories batathi hu ,,................


1-)  ik dafa kia huva...ye Askassh ik larki k pecha kar raha tha ..larki nakab burkay  may thi.....larki agay agay ..Aaksssh pecchay pechay .... or oper say ye Akasshhh comments b pass kar rahay tay..larki bohat dar gayi .....phir larki bohat tezi say galiyun may gayab huvii... Akash nay kafi dhunda..par woh larki  nahi mili or gahr gaya tu pata hay kia huva?????????....sochu sochu....woh larki nahi thi ouraat thi woh b Askkassh ki ammi thiiiiiiiii hahhahahah..phir apko andaza hugaya huga ammi nay akkashh ki dhulayi i mean pitayii kayse ki hugi.................!! lolzz  =))


2-) or ye Akashh subah 8 bajay or 2 bajay Girlz college k samne bata hay or agay say kehta haY ALLAH k naam par paat jao larkiya....or apko pata hay wht he gets in reward of thisss????????? gues guessssssssss ...... aray Sandles naaaaaaaa.. phir Akassh ye sandles uta kar apni Wife ko gift kar deta hay hahah itna kanjus hay yeeeeeeeeeeee =))


3-) or ab bechare Saeed ko bad nam kar dia oyee Saeeed shareef bacha hay or bechare k comments to deko 1 line huta hay woh b ye nice sharing...thankss. hahahhah...:P may or saeed bohat achay shareef ul shareeef sab se sgareeef bachay hay ..hum bad nam kar nay k sazissh kar rhay hu Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakash :nana:


4-) or han tumhara name kis nay Akash raka tum kahin k Akash nahi hu ok...tumhara name aj se ye huga Dhartiiiiiiiii zameeeeeen ...bas  :nana:

 
5-) or  suno logon ye Akash jhuti kahani pata hay kion bana rahay hay kion k may us k jhuts ka banda ju por dia hahahah jhutay Akash k bachayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tum ko may mar dalongiiiiiiiiiiii  :anger: or koi is par belive nahi kare ga oka ager kia tuuuuuuuu ........................ samjdar guest hu ap loh ..samj agye hugaye ..YAKEEEEEEEEENAN ??? lolz..or this is my weapon sab ko is say marongi or han may koi pathan nahiiiii pathan hugay tum akash k bachay [doh]







:luv: :rh:   :rh: :luv:

SAYEED

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2011, 11:05:24 AM »
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Bohat umda response Seeratji...hahahahaha, itna gussa kab se roker rakhete...Abhi Akash bhai samal jao, verna khanjar dekhrahe hoon na....

Thanks,

Seerat

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2011, 11:28:18 AM »
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han tu koi mujse PUNGA karay may chorti turi hu :nana: hahha

guyz u knw hwt AKAASH MEANS? aray  ..aray ...aray ..Akash doesnot means Assman ..may bataahi hu pagalo Askah means:


A = aik number ka pagal
 
K= kamchor

A= ainay may khud ko dek kar darnay wala

S= sab se bewakoof

H= har waqt biwi se pitnay wala


hahaha =)) sab samjay
or  u kwn wht is the defination ko Akash? ..loye dont knwwwwww ::o  .. may batati hu....huh kuch ata b hay?????? pagalss  ...acha ata hay? chalo may define karti hu or baki sab log pls DEfine karna Akkashh ko..ok guyz :P


Define Akash.

Ans: Akash is a such person jku sirf dosroon ka mazaq uarata hay ..ik number ka jhuta hay....ju dunia ka sab se fatest larka hay ....abhi pichlay hi dinoo akash ko ik Award mila tha..jis ka sun kar may tu bohat khussh huvi nahi..aray dont knw which award?........ World fatest male Award na :P... ik num,ber ka sust tareen insan hay...or ju apnay wife say din may 12 tiomes roz pita hay woh b har 2 gantay bad  =)) ..as parshaad hahahhah .....


baki ki tareef ap log pls karay :P




:luv: :rh:   :rh: :luv:

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2011, 11:55:11 AM »
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Boys Always remain faithful to Girlfriend

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Whose Girlfriend..??

We'll discuss that later :P

Oye Seerat Khanjar kya dikha rahi hai, Ek bar aankh hi mar de hum khushi khushi mar jayenge

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2011, 11:56:20 AM »
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Now A Days !

If You Say ..."I Love You" To Seerat...

Must Remember

"You Must Have Pocket Full of Money
Fuel Tank Full of Fuel More Than Heart Full of Love ... "

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2011, 12:30:01 PM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2011, 01:52:14 PM »
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DostoN Aksar Members/Guest Mujhse poocha karte hai Mere Shayeri ka Raaz
Aur
Ye Bhi Poochte hai Itne Romantic quotes laate kaha se ho, lol
Aur J4D Join kare bhi to kya post kare
Simple si baat hai yaar
Kisi bhi shopping center pe jao, Card section pe chakkar lagao, Aaj Kaal Mobile to sabke pass hai
Aap aisay act karo jaise aap kharid ne aaye ho par belcul mat kharid na :D

Phir card kholo Mobile pakro aur Photo le lo, Ghao aao ek ek image kholo type karo aur post karo

Sample dekhlo


RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2011, 03:16:06 PM »
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REAL FACT:
Khoobsurat larkiyan zyada parhai nahi karti
coz
wo janti hai k duniya ke kisi kone me koi Gadha unke liye Teacher, Engineer ya Doctor ban raha hoga;-)



RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2011, 01:44:20 AM »
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Who is the luckiest lover in this world??
'Guess...!!!
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A Guy who loved a girl madly,
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But could not propose her
& gets the same girl as his wife in an arranged marriage....?

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2011, 02:52:23 AM »
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Sayeed Bhai Hamesha Jokes ke liye Taraste Rehte hai
Arz Karte hai
Unke Hone wale wife kya soch rahi hai

DEAR future husband,
I promise to be there for you. happy, sad, good, bad..I'll be right by your side. I promise that you will be my best friend. I promise i won't keep any secrets from you. I promise that I'll look forward to coming home from work, just so that I can sit with you and ask you about your day ...:)

Da above mentioned post kalpanik hai, Serious mat lena, lol
Aaj kaal aisa wife milta nahi re

Seerat

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2011, 10:03:27 AM »
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Exam k waqt Larkay n 1 Larki s Kaha k 1 Sawal ka jawab to do

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"Patna" kahan per hai


Larki india main
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Larka: Yahin pat jao yar itni dor jane ki kya zarurat hai....





:luv: :rh:   :rh: :luv:

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Top 30 Lies of Boys....!
« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2011, 10:03:27 AM »

 

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