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Radhika

{{Jokes}}
« on: September 30, 2009, 05:50:19 PM »
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Man: Oye, mere mobile Bill Kitna Hai?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 to know ur Current Bill Status.

Man: Arey STUPID! Current ka nahi, Mobile ka

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

{{Jokes}}
« on: September 30, 2009, 05:50:19 PM »

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 05:51:02 PM »
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Man to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,

Man : - Isme aur colour dikhao.

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 05:52:19 PM »
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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 05:53:54 PM »
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After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,
I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour

hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!


********************************************

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first...

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2009, 08:06:28 PM »
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Ek Singer doosre Singer se poochta hai,
Ek Singer ** Tumhe ye chota medel kyo mila,
Doosre Singer ** Gaane ke liye,
Ek Singer ** Aur ye doosra bada medel kyo mila,
Doosre Singer ** Ganaa band karne ke liye.


 

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2010, 11:36:54 AM »
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A Sardar was Going on a Road.

He Saw a Dog Sitting Under a Car.

He Pulled out the Dog and said.

"BAHAR NIKAL,

.

IDHAR TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER HAI ?. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2010, 02:14:43 AM »
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1 FAQEER ne ghar ke bahar se Awaz lagai:

Babu jee roti milegi?

Ander se awaz aayi

Biwi ghar apr nahi hai

FAQEER : Maine Roti leni hai CHUMMI nahi.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2010, 10:02:27 PM »
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Child : Papa aunty ka pait kyon phula hai?

Father : Kamine Tujhe sab pata hai!

Child : Nahin pata promise!

Father : Beta in ke pait main pani bhara hay

CHILD : Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2010, 10:06:42 AM »
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Wife : Aji sunte ho paros wale ahmad sahab ki beti ko maths mein 99 marks mile hain

Husband : Arey wah, Par 1 mark kahan gaya

Wife : Woh humara beta laaya hai.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2010, 09:35:59 PM »
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Agr aap k pas zara bhi waqt ho
Tau mere is sawal ka jawab dain

Sawal ye hai ke

.

Wo kaunsa janwar hai jo

Is waqt mera message parh raha hai ?

Alika ahmad

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2010, 09:32:59 AM »
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Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2010, 12:47:19 AM »
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Santa: Beth Kar Unki Zulfon Ke Saye Me Swarg Jaisa Anand Aya

Banta: Wah Wah phir?

Santa: Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Or
Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2010, 12:16:10 PM »
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One Day Sardar Found Cigarette In Daughter's Room
"Oh God, She Smokes?"

Then Found Whisky,
"Oh God, She Drinks?

Then Finally Saw A Boy,
Thank God, To Yeh Sab Is Mundey Ka Hai.

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2010, 03:52:32 PM »
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Height of caring..
Ek bar chiti hathi ke upar beth kar jaa rahi thi.Raste me kaccha pul aata hai.Usko dekh ke chiti-"Jaanu cross kar loge ya main utru?"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2010, 10:09:52 PM »
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What Do U Call A Woman In Heaven?
An Angel.

A Crowd Of Woman In Heaven?
A Host Of Angels.
And
All Woman In Heaven?

.
.
.

PEACE ON EARTH!=

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2010, 10:09:52 PM »

 

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