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sami

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2010, 01:27:17 PM »
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Sardarji ne ladki dhek ne gaya aur ladki se pucha

                                    Kitna padey ho ?

Ladki boli " B.A"
Sardar bola, "Sali do akshar padi hai, wo bhi ulta "

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2010, 01:27:17 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2010, 10:48:27 PM »
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Why Do All Cricket Players Wear
Same Color Clothes?

'Coz...

..
..
..
.
.

...Its A Match.
Got It Man!! :P

just_waiting

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2010, 02:12:52 PM »
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Man: Sardarji aap ko garmi lagti he to kya karte ho?

Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hu.

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?

Sardar: To A/C 'on' kar leta hu.!

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2010, 03:33:40 PM »
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Bihari Babu

# Sir at his best :

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day at school... (to that boy) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY
WIFE at the Cinema Theatre." 

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2010, 01:02:35 AM »
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Can U Translate The Following Sentance In A Single English Word?

Moti Larki Intezaar Kar Rahi Hay?

?

Nahi Pata?

?

Think!

?


"MOTIVATING". :-0 :P

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2010, 12:05:41 PM »
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“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T”
ka kya rishta hai ???

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2010, 11:30:41 AM »
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Dunya ka sab se zyada khushiyan manane wala mulk kaunsa hai?

Pakistan

Kyun k yahan har ghar main roz light ajane par khushiyan manai jati hain.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2010, 12:25:25 AM »
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Patient to Doctor :

Doctor Main Jab Chai Peeta Hu
To Meri Aankh Me Dard Hone Lagta Hai
Doctor : Chai Peene Se Pehle Cup Me Se Chamcha Nikal Liya Kare.

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2010, 03:10:48 PM »
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Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi

Beta:"FACEBOOK"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2011, 12:56:21 AM »
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Pathan :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.

Aadmi: Is ko cheel to lo.

Pathan: Cheelne ka kya zarurat hai, hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2011, 10:54:25 PM »
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A Man Was Sleeping In His House.
Suddenly Death Angel Appeared & Said
“Go Out & Enjoy,
Nothing Will Happen To You For The Nxt 10 yrz”

He Did So & Met With An Accident & Died

In Heaven,

He Asked Angel:
Why You Lied To Me?

Angel Replied:
Sorry Son,Month End..
Had 2 Achieve Targets”;=P:)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2011, 01:22:00 PM »
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A young lady says that the only difference between like and love is,
if I like them I let them, If I love them, I help!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2011, 11:00:19 AM »
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A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
Kya ye hamari Sanskriti hai..?

Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hai...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2011, 01:37:34 PM »
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Santa-Yaar lag raha hai mujhe bird flue ho gaya hai.
Banta -Tujhe kaise pata?
Santa-Yaar mera kaal se udne ko maan kar raha hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2011, 01:59:50 PM »
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Bhikari- Saab Parivar se Dur hu
Milne k liye 140rs ki jarurat hai
Seth- Kaha hai tera parivar?
Bhikari- Samne PVR me Film dekh raha hai

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2011, 01:59:50 PM »

 

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