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Author Topic: {{Jokes}}  (Read 3052 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2011, 01:53:17 PM »
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Jeevan me Safal Hone k liye

Formula

Koi Tumhe Bewakoof Ya Gadha Kahe to Chup raho

Muh Khol kar use Sahi Saabit Mat Karo

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2011, 01:53:17 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2011, 03:59:48 PM »
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Husband N Wife Were Fighting,
Husband Aakhir May Bola:

Begum Yeh Masla Humein Larai se Nahi Aqal Se Hal Karna Chahiye!

Biwi Boli:
Han Haan!
Ta K Tum Jeet Jao:-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2011, 12:03:54 PM »
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Ek Aurat Company Me Manager Se Milne Gayi or bahar chaprasi se pucha-Sahab se mil sakti hu

Chaprasi- Ha, khubsurat aurat unse kabhi bhi mil sakti hai

Aurat-Thik hai unko jakar bolo unki biwi aayi hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #33 on: July 07, 2011, 10:52:53 AM »
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Vat Savitri Ki Katha Ke Anusar,
Savitri Ne Apne Pati Ko Yamraaj Se Cheen Liya Tha...

Moral of The Story :
Aapko Apki Biwi Se Yamraaj Bhi Nahi Bacha Sakta...

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2011, 04:02:55 PM »
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Husband : Khana taiyar hai?
Wife: thodi der aur
Husband:Thik hai mein bahar kha leta hun
Wife: 5 min ruko
Husband:5min mein taiyar ho jayega
Wife: nahi mein tiyar ho jaati hun.. :P


 
« Last Edit: July 11, 2011, 04:08:14 PM by Radhika »

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2011, 03:31:16 PM »
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Santa:mere friend ne chupke se mere mobile mese meri girlfriend ka number nikal liya

Banta:fir kya hua?

Santa:aaj bhi apni bahen ko love msg bhejta hai

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2011, 03:39:40 PM »
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Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.

Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”

Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2011, 03:48:13 PM »
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Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

Husband: Dal chawal bana lo

Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

Husband: to chhole puri bana lo

Wife: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

Husband: parathe ?

Wife: raat ko parathe kaun khata hai??

Husband: idly sambar?

Wife: usme time lagega, pehle bolna chahiye tha

Husband: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega

Wife: pet nahi bharta

Husband: kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho..

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2011, 06:12:09 PM »
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Height of Fashion

A Two Month Old Baby Boy Goes to A Nappies Outlet Centre Asks.
.
.
.

"Dude Do You have LEVIS LOW WAIST Nappies"?

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2011, 04:17:36 PM »
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God Imran Hasmi se
Agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge?
Imram hasmi : Raavan
God : Wo kyun.
Imran Hasmi : I m bored of using same face everytime

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2011, 12:03:01 AM »
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Executive: Sir can I have a day off next week to go and visit my mother-in-law?
Boss: Certainly not!
Executive: Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding.

SAYEED

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2011, 10:24:54 AM »
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God Imran Hasmi se
Agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge?
Imram hasmi : Raavan
God : Wo kyun.
Imran Hasmi : I m bored of using same face everytime

Hahahahaha....12 faces needed..lol

Executive: Sir can I have a day off next week to go and visit my mother-in-law?
Boss: Certainly not!
Executive: Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding.


..lol every husband knows mother in law..hahaha good one..

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2011, 01:52:52 AM »
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Wife given Adv. in Newspaper on Next day of the Death of Her HUSBAND

“ THANKS TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN A PART OF MY HUSBAND FUNERAL “

From: ANUM (age 28) Height: 5’ 5? 38-26- 38 , Fair Color , No Kids."

Radhika

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2011, 08:02:15 AM »
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Teacher : Akbar kaun tha?
Student : Pata nahi...
Teachr :Padaai ki taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa....
Student : Aap battayiye, Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher : pata nahi...
Student : Apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalegaa...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2011, 06:13:55 PM »
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- Height of Disappointment -

Using Dial-Up Connection 0n
Your PC In The Age 0f 3G

And

Completing Your Tea Before
INTERNET EXPLORER Loads
A Simple Static Web-page ...

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: {{Jokes}}
« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2011, 06:13:55 PM »

 

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