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Author Topic: **Husband & Wife**  (Read 8922 times)

Radhika

**Husband & Wife**
« on: February 17, 2010, 04:17:05 PM »
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Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki – maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar – Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.

Patni(Pati Se) – Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

**Husband & Wife**
« on: February 17, 2010, 04:17:05 PM »

Radhika

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2010, 04:17:36 PM »
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Patni (Pati Se) – Collage ke bare me
tumhara koi katu anubhav hai?

Pati (Patani Se) – Han, Tumhari aur
meri paheli mulakat college me he to
hui thi.

Radhika

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2010, 04:18:19 PM »
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Patni: Agar mein mar jaon to tum dubara shaadi karoge?

Pati: Bilkul nahi.

Patni: Mujhe yakeen hai tum dubara shaadi karoge.

Pati: Ok, mein shaadi karunga.

Patni: Kya tum meri jeans usko dalne doge?

Pati: Nahi, Voh tumare se lambi hai.

Radhika

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2010, 04:18:53 PM »
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Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga

Radhika

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2010, 04:19:39 PM »
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What's the similarity beween Marriage & 11.59pm?
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Simple dono ke bad 12 bajte Hai...... Aur.....Din badal jate hain.

Jags

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2010, 04:44:00 PM »
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Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga

=)) =))

Radhika

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2010, 07:52:41 PM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2010, 12:04:09 PM »
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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banaoge?"
Husband:"Maine To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai, DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2010, 01:52:43 AM »
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Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed par bazu phaila kar lait ke boli
"kuch samjhe"?
Sardar: Haan, kameeni. Tu purey bed par akeli sona chahti hai....

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2010, 01:53:22 AM »
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Sardar : Mujhe phone pe qatal ki dhamkiya mil rahi hai

Police: Kaun hai wo?

Sardar :PTCL wale

Kehte hain Bill nahe bhara to "Kaat Denge".

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2010, 01:57:52 AM »
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Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . .

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2010, 02:03:05 AM »
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Sardar Bullet Singh : Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei “A.G”
Kyun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei “Abey Ghaday”
Kahun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2010, 02:45:29 AM »
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Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?

Husband: Main moonh se nikli huwi cheez nahi khata.,.

Wife: To phir anda bana doon?:-P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2010, 02:45:53 AM »
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Son : Mujhe circus dekhna hai.

Dad : Main busy hoon

Son : Wahan 1 Hot ladki cheetay pe sawari karti hai

Dad : Chalo chaltay hain buhat din hogaey cheeta nahi dekha...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 02:46:18 AM »
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Santa ka baap UK se aya,
Usne pucha teri Maa kaha hai

Santa bola wo to mar gayi
Baap bola saale tune mujhe phone pe bataya kyun nahi

Santa: Maine socha aapko surprise dunga.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 02:46:18 AM »

 

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