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Author Topic: **Husband & Wife**  (Read 8678 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2010, 02:48:55 AM »
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Santa:-whats the difference between "complete" & "Finish" ?
Banta:- when u marry a right person u r complete
&
when u marry da wrong one u r finished.....

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2010, 02:48:55 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2010, 02:49:22 AM »
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Kabadewala: Bhai sahab, Ghar Me Bekaar Ka Faltu Saman Ho To De Dijiye.
Husband : Tum Galat Samay Par Aaye Ho Wo Abhi Bahar Gaye Hain.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2010, 02:49:49 AM »
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Arz kiya hai..

Jungle me sapere bin liye baithe hai,

Gaur farmaiye

Jungle me sapere bin liye baithe hai,

SAAP bhi kamine hai durbin liye baithe hai..

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2010, 04:02:46 PM »
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At the Time of RUKHSATI Dulhay ke open Dhulai ho gayi
coz Mobile per The Ringtone Was:

"Dil Main Chupa ke Armaan Le Chale,
Hum Aaj Apni Maut ka Samaan Le Chale."

Radhika

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2010, 08:28:51 PM »
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Ladkon ki umeed toot gaye
Aankhon se ashq ki dhara behne lagi
Jab ek sunder si ladki class mein join hue
Paas aakar boli "Bhaiya" kehne gayi
 :P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2010, 02:45:47 AM »
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EYES: To Look at You.

HANDS: To Pray 4 You.

MIND: To Care 4 You.

HEART: To Miss You.


And

LEGS:

To Kick You if You Forget Me.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2010, 02:25:24 AM »
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Husband said 2 Wife :

Ek Roz Roshni ke Hazaar Sitaray honge

Aur Aapki Ankhon main Haseen Nazare honge

Qayamat ke Din jab Apka Mobile check kiya jayega

To Sab Se Nice SMS Hamare honge!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2010, 11:33:35 AM »
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Marriage is like going to Resturant,
U order u'r choice from the menu
& then look at the neighboring table & Wish....
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KAASH YEH ORDER KIYA HOTA.....

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2010, 10:57:23 AM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2010, 12:44:43 AM »
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Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Main Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.

Husband: Tumhain Kaise Pata?

Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2010, 03:22:18 AM »
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"Khush raho"
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Is liye nahi ke
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App khush rehna chahte hai
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Balke
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Is liye ke kuch log
.
App ko khush dekhna chahte hain

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2010, 01:33:27 AM »
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SONAY Ki Qeemat Rs:38,200/=

Tak Ho Gai Hai.

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Lehaza

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SONA Chhor Dain Aur Jaag Kar Waqt Guzarain.

Q K

SONA Hamain Bohat Mehnga Parr Raha Hai.

(Good Morning)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2010, 10:41:58 PM »
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A FAITHFUL Husband is One Who...


Always Thinks of his Wife
While Sleeping with other Women.


Rather than Thinking of Other Women
While sleeping with his Wife.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2010, 02:22:56 AM »
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Wife: Mein Tumhari Zindagi ki Kitaab Hoon,





Husband: Yehi to Problem Hai,
Diary hoti to Har Saal Change Kar leta. :-)

Radhika

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2010, 11:13:31 AM »
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 ;D ;D achha hua Diary saal mein ek bhar aata hai.. :D

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2010, 11:13:31 AM »

 

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