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Author Topic: **Husband & Wife**  (Read 8607 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2010, 11:21:58 AM »
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Main to kehta hu ke Diary Monthly hona chahiye :D

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2010, 11:21:58 AM »

Radhika

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2010, 11:37:11 AM »
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lolzzzzzzzzz hone se kya hota hai joh saal bhar lagta hai print hoker aane ko

 :D am also waiting for a dairy last month se book kiya iss saal tak nahi mila mujhe.. ;D

शादी के पहले : हीरो नं. १
शादी के बाद : कुली नं. १

 

शादी के पहले : मैंने प्यार किया
शादी के बाद : ये मैंने क्या किया

 

शादी के पहले : जानेमन मत जाओ
शादी के बाद : जान मत खाओ

 

शादी के पहले : तुम बिन रहा न जाए
शादी के बाद : तुमको सहा न जाए

 

शादी के पहले : कुछ तो बोलो
शादी के बाद : कभी चुप भी हो लो

 

शादी के पहले : आई लव यू
शादी के बाद : आज फिर आलू

 

शादी के पहले : मिलने कब आओगी
शादी के बाद : मायके कब जाओगी

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2010, 01:45:17 AM »
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In my house I'm the Boss,
&
My Wife is just the Decision Maker.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2010, 02:06:54 AM »
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Ek Raat Husband Ne Wife Se Pani Maanga or Sow Gaya:

Biwi Sari Raat Khari rahi Subha Huyi.

Husband: Tum Sari Raat Yahan Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chahiye.

Wife: Gussy se Talaq. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2010, 01:35:26 AM »
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An Argument Between a Couple

Husband: Don't let the Animal in Me Come Out...

Wife: Huh!

Who's Scared of A MOUSE. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2010, 01:54:15 AM »
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Aadmi Najoomi Se

Meri Shaadi Q Nahi Ho Rahi?

Najoomi: Ab Qudrat ne Teri Qismat Mein
Dukh Nahi Likhy to Mein Kya Karun. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2010, 04:47:11 PM »
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Every Man desperately needs a wife..

Because every day & every minute, something goes wrong,

for which he cannot blame God or the Government. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2010, 02:23:30 AM »
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Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se:
Yaar Museebat Aane Per Log
Oopar wale ko hi Qasoor Waar kun Thehraty Hain?

Dusra Dost: Kyon K Biwi ko Qasoor Waar Thehrany Se
Museebat Aur Badh Jaye Gi. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2010, 02:22:56 AM »
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2010, 07:05:18 PM »
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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #40 on: August 19, 2010, 02:35:46 AM »
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Height of BAD LUCK:

A guy & a Girl met Last time for There BREAK-UP..

Girl's Father Caught Them.

Now they Are a Married Couple! :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #41 on: August 25, 2010, 11:26:05 AM »
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #42 on: August 31, 2010, 07:19:04 PM »
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After wedding night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it?

Wife disappointedly said, ‘Huh! Now I know why you named your company”MICRO SOFT”

Radhika

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2010, 12:11:08 PM »
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Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...

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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. 

just_waiting

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2010, 05:57:51 PM »
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Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on  a stage
and watch other girls dressed beautifully nd think...




"yeh engagement se pehle kyu nahi dikhi"
« Last Edit: September 28, 2010, 05:59:22 PM by just_waiting »

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Husband & Wife**
« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2010, 05:57:51 PM »

 

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