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Radhika

**Jokes**
« on: January 14, 2010, 04:15:43 PM »
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Ek chhipkali ne gaana sunaya to baki 2 chhipkali diwar se gir gayin.
Poochho kaise?
?

?











Q k unhone uske liye taali bajai thi

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

**Jokes**
« on: January 14, 2010, 04:15:43 PM »

Jags

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 04:16:58 PM »
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=))

Shivam

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2010, 06:26:07 PM »
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2010, 07:54:53 PM »
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thanks friends... :-)

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2010, 07:55:22 PM »
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1 Murghi super market gaye aur kaha: 1 Anda dena

Salesman: Tum Anda kya karogi?

Murghi: Mere Husband (Murghay) ne bola hai Darling ! 5 rupay ke liye apna figure kharab mat karo

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2010, 07:56:03 PM »
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Ek Singer** doosre Singer se poochta hai,
Ek Singer ** Tumhe ye chota medel kyo mila,
Doosre Singer ** Gaane ke liye,
Ek Singer ** Aur ye doosra bada medel kyo mila,
Doosre Singer ** Ganaa band karne ke liye.

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 09:42:56 PM »
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Teacher: Hamain gharebon ke sath pyar se pesh ana chahiye..

Student: acha aab main samjha

Teacher: Kya?

Student: Papa aksar naukrani ko galay kyun lagate hein..

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 09:45:00 PM »
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Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera
sweet gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby bolo...

Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2010, 01:43:31 AM »
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Aik AuraAt doosri se:
Jab Tumhari TALAAQ hui tou Tumhare 1 BachA tha, Aab 3 hain...! Kaisey ?

Doosri aurat sharma ke boli : Bas woh kabhi kabhar Maafi mangney aa jatey hain...!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2010, 02:07:47 AM »
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Sardar se kisi ne kaha

INDIAN flag main tumhara kya hai

Green 4 muslim

White 4 christ

Orange 4 hindu

nothin 4 u

Sardar thought and replied

OYE .. !

DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY! Flag latkane ke liye dande di jaroorat hoti hai aur wo hamara hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2010, 02:31:49 AM »
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Dunia may POSTMEN to hain
.
Lekin POSTWOMEN nahi

Kyun?

Sochain

?

.

?
Aur sochain

Nahi pata
.
.
.
Kyun ke auratain 1 delivery dene main hi 9 maheenay Laga Deti hain.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2010, 02:32:10 AM »
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Girl to Boy darling Ek 100 ka card send karo mera balance end hogaya hai..Tum Meray aashiq ho na!

Boy: Main tumhara aashiq hoon "MOBILINK" walon ka sala nahi.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2010, 02:32:39 AM »
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Jab Maine Poocha Udaas Kyun Ho?

Itna Preshan Kyun Ho?

Jhuka ke Palkein

Chupa ke chehra

Lag ke Galay Se

Row Row ke Thak ke

Laga Wo Kehne



20 Rupay Da Load Karwaya C,
Kisse Hor Day Number Tay Chala Gaya Aye. :-(

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2010, 02:33:19 AM »
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Akhir kar ladkey ki mehnat rang lai aur ladki shadi keliye razi ho hi gai,
phir ladkey ke chehray par khushi ki lehar dekh kar boli
"dekho main tum sey shadi ke liye mann tu gai hon,
lekin shadi ke baad tum ko har haftey ke haftay meri Amma ko kitchen ke liye 10kg Atay ka bag aur meray dady ko 10 litre petrol dilwa ke dena ho ga...
thik hai ?
Ladkay ne hairani sey ladki ki taraf dekha aur kaha
Achha Behan, main chalta hon, Amma aur Abbu ko mera salam kehna..."

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 02:42:13 AM »
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Man: black colour ka bulb dena?


Dukandar:
kaha lagana hai?


Man: kuch nai woh dopahar ko bulb jalakar andhera kar ke sona hai

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 02:42:13 AM »

 

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