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Author Topic: **Jokes**  (Read 3738 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2010, 02:44:56 AM »
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Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back

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Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2010, 02:44:56 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2010, 02:47:59 AM »
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Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2010, 02:48:24 AM »
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SANTA jee school mein 1 white aur 1 black shoes pehan kar chaly gaye, principal ne SANTA ko bulaya or kaha ghar jaa ke shoes change kar ke aao SANTA boly koi fayda nahi sir ghar mein bhi 1 white or 1 black hi hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2010, 11:29:04 AM »
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Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha K
Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai Ghus Rahi Hai,
To Aapne Kuch Kia Q Nahi?

Sardar: Pehle Cockraoch Gaya To

Mujhe Laga K Chipkli Usay Pakar k Wapas Aa Jayegi. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2010, 12:46:58 AM »
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A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It?

After a Long Silence,

An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2010, 01:53:45 AM »
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Waiter: Do you want to black coffee?????

Customer: I would like if any other color you have?

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2010, 04:26:17 PM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2010, 01:24:33 AM »
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When You Feel Upset Your Heart Falling Down
You can see Nothing Clearly
& Flying Up and Up
You think its

LOVE?



Na Jee Na!
Its Just Low BP
Take Leemo Pani & Relax. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2010, 10:30:17 PM »
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Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.

1st: Ye Kya Hai?

2nd: Abey Ye Chand Hai.

1st: Sale Ghar Chal

Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Pohnch Gaye.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2010, 01:40:03 AM »
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Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK

“Hi Darling!

So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..”

Lady:
How Dare U?

Faqeer:
Then What R U Doing On My”Bed”;-@

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2010, 04:36:44 PM »
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Master Ji Apne Student Se : Koi Ashiqui Wala Sher Sunao.

Student :-

Mota Marta Moti pe,
Bhukha Marta Roti pe,
Master Ji Ki 2 Betiyan,
Main Marta Hoon Choti pe.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2010, 01:51:38 PM »
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Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get
some fresh air !!!
Mother: Well go...but tell your "fresh air" that you have
to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2010, 02:25:26 AM »
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Maalik Naukar Se: Ye Tum Kisi bhi Kaam k liye Jaatay ho
To Wapas Aanay main 2 - 3 Ghantay Kyun Laga Daitay ho?

Naukar: Sahab Aap Ne He to Kaha Tha ke
Bijli ki Tarah Kaam Karna. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2010, 02:56:45 AM »
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1 Sardar doosre sarder se "batao duniya may kon sa kam mushkil hai"???

2nd sardar" Helmet pehen ke pappi lena;-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2010, 03:56:17 PM »
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Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kiya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos Ke Kaal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Main Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Khushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkhushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay Ke Liye. 

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Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2010, 03:56:17 PM »

 

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