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Author Topic: **Jokes**  (Read 3692 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2010, 03:33:27 PM »
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Shadeed Garmi mein
Bus Stop pe Log bus K intezar mein khare thay.
Ek Faqeer aaya,
Sab se Bheek Li aur
Rickshaw mein beth k chala gaya!
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What an IDEA..

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2010, 03:33:27 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2010, 11:50:13 AM »
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Teacher: Us Bomb Ka Naam Batao,
Jo Pakistan Ne India Per Phenka tha
Aur India Ne Usay Pencil Ki Tarah Bana Diya.
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Student: Adnan Sami

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2010, 05:13:21 PM »
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Agar tum kisi gharib shaks ko kuch nahi de sakte
Tau jo kuch us ke paas hai wo bhi uss se cheen lo!

(Maulana ASIF ALI ZARDARI)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2010, 06:45:39 PM »
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Sardarji got a SMS from his girlfriend:

"I MISS YOU"

Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga
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Socho
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Socho


"I Mr. You"

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2010, 02:56:08 PM »
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RAAZ Rozana Apne Padosi Ki Bell

Baja K Bhag Jata Tha

Ek Din Padosi Ne Pakad Kar Pucha-Ye Kya Harkat
Hai?

RAAZ-Mai Miss Bell Marta Hu

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2011, 01:01:38 AM »
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Pathan gusse se:
'Waiter'
Chicken-Biryani me chicken he nahi hai

Waiter

Sahab gulab jamun me kaunsa gulab hota hai
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Pathan: "Han yaar sorry"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2011, 10:52:18 PM »
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Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad:
Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon.:)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2011, 01:21:15 PM »
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Banta: What is da difference between 5 Rs coin and 100 Rs note?
Santa: Stupid, the difference is only 95 Rs. Be expert like me.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2011, 11:41:06 AM »
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Santa ne challenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh ke mumbai le jayega"

Saare news wale waha pahuch gaye....

Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2011, 12:26:58 PM »
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SANTA: Boss Maine Galati Nahi Kiya.
Fir Bhi Aap Mujhe Saza Kyun De Rahe ho?
Ajit: Idiot,Zamana Pre-Paid Ka Hai
Pehle Saza Bhugto, Baad Me Galti karo

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2011, 02:30:34 PM »
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Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.

Papa- Beta akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2011, 12:03:42 PM »
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Some people don't cheat on purpose it just happens, when they feel they getting ignored from their lover

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2011, 11:04:39 AM »
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Teacher: Glass toote to kya awaz ati hai?
Student: Sir Ammi kehti hai
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Tordo sab tor do Kmbkhto 1 bhi na chorna
Tumhare sasural wale ayenge to Pepsi lotay me pilaongi... :

Seerat

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2011, 11:10:33 AM »
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In 2025
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri "MBA" Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
...To Meri "CA" Ki degree Rakh Le =))



:luv: :rh:   :rh: :luv:

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2011, 02:48:06 PM »
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Sardar Became The Driver of Train,
The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak & Asked "Jalandher Nu Yahi Line Jandi Aey?"

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2011, 02:48:06 PM »

 

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