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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2011, 02:30:17 PM »
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1 Machar suicide karne ke Liye Chipkali ke Samne jaake bola Please "Eat Me"
But Usne Mana kar Diya?
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Bcoz us Din Karvachoth ka Vrat Tha!

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2011, 02:30:17 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #46 on: November 12, 2011, 01:23:49 PM »
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Rahul Gandhi: Mom, aapki vajah se meri shaadi nahi ho rahi.

Sonia Gandhi : Kyon?

Rahul Gandhi: Har taraf likha hai, "Sonia ko Bahumat do"

SAYEED

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #47 on: November 14, 2011, 12:59:37 PM »
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Lol all nice one..Thanks

RhythM_of_RaiN

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« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2011, 04:39:35 PM »
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Doctor :
"I have some good news and some bad news."

Patient :
"OK, give me the good news first."

Doctor :
"The Good news is, you have 24 hours to live."

Patient :
"Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"

Doctor : "The Bad news is, I forgot to tell you yesterday."...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2011, 01:01:23 PM »
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Which country in da world has largest English speaking People?
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Ans:
Daytime - USA
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Night time - (after 3 pegs) INDIA

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #50 on: March 01, 2012, 10:39:09 AM »
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:D :P

Ladka-Ladki Ped K Piche Bethe the Oldman:Kya Ye hi Hamari Sanskriti Hai?

Boy:Nahi Uncle Ye Anjali Hai,Aap Kisi Or Ped K piche Dekho.

SAYEED

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2012, 02:12:14 PM »
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Which country in da world has largest English speaking People?
Ans:
Daytime - USA
Night time - (after 3 pegs) INDIA

Nice one..in real India is number 1 in english speaking..Thanks

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2012, 12:58:38 PM »
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Ek aadmi doctor se: doctor muje bhulne ki bimari hAI.

Doctor: aapko ye bimari kab se hai.

Aadmi: konsi bimari?

just_waiting

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #53 on: March 16, 2012, 12:40:40 PM »
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH



1. Yes = No



2. No = Yes



3. Maybe = No



4. We need... = I want.



5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry



6. We need to talk = I need to complain



7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to



8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later



9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!



10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead



11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me



12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs



13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot



14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive



15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now



16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?



17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV



18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

just_waiting

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #54 on: March 16, 2012, 12:44:36 PM »
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Santa Singh becomes a very famous English teacher and all his students are so brilliant in English that the entire world notices and some scholars from across the world decide to come and learn his teaching techniques.Asthey are in his class he tells his class......"Bolo bachhon gadha"The students say "gadha""Bolo bachhon gadha gadha"The students say "gadha gadha""Bolo bachhon gadha gadha gadhe ke peeche main"The students say "gadha gadha gadhe ke peeche main""Bolo bachhon gadha gadha gadhe ke peeche main mere peeche sara desh"The students chorus "gadha gadha gadhe ke peeche main mere peeche sara desh"Very irritated at all this the scholars complain to the schoolprincipal about his ridiculous teaching techniques and Santa Singh is summoned by the principla who demands to know what he
is up to.To this Santa says "I was teaching them English" "Is this the way to teach English? What were you trying to gain by this" and he fires Santa left and right.Santa says "but sir,I was only teaching them the spelling of "assassination" hahahahahahahahaha!

SAYEED

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2012, 06:58:51 PM »
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Lol good one...Thanks

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

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« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2012, 06:58:51 PM »

 

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