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Radhika

**Jokes**
« on: October 25, 2009, 12:12:52 PM »
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Chintu Apne Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha- "Meri Bivi Pinki Ne Hamare Naye Makaan Me Apni Pasand Ka Rang Karayaa, Naya Furniture Kharida, Naye Palang, Nai Mej, Nai Kursiyaa, Naye Parde Lagaye... Aur Bhi Dhero Chije Kharid Kar Makaan Ko Sajayaa- Sanvaraa."

"To Fir Problem Kya Hai?" Dost Ne Puchha.

"Ab Vo Mujse Talak Chahati Hai." Chintu Ne Kaha.

"Vo Kyo?" Dost Ne Puchha.

"Kyoki Use Lagta Hai Ki Mera Huliya Ghar Ki Nai Saaj-Sajja Se Match Nahi Kar Raha."

 

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

**Jokes**
« on: October 25, 2009, 12:12:52 PM »

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2009, 01:34:19 PM »
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Ek Din CHINTU Ne Apne Dost Ko Bataya- "Meri Bivi PINKI Itni Dayalu Hai Ki Wah Bartan Dhone Wale Ko Pani Garm Karke Deti Hai. Dono Time Chay Aur Khana Bhi Deti Hai."

"Kamaal Hai! Aaj Ki Mahilaye Itni Udaar Ho Sakti Hai, Par Tumhare Yaha Bartan Kaun Dhotaa Hai?" Mitra Ne Puchha.

"Mai." CHINTU Ne Jawab Diya.

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2009, 01:40:40 PM »
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Man’s donkey was missing.

Man was praying and thanking God.

Friend saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing; Why are you thanking God?”

Man: I am thanking Him because I wasn’t riding
 the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 01:54:16 AM »
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3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi
1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd sardar bola…
… Oye! ab jagah hogayi hai ooper aa ja. LOL

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 01:54:58 AM »
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Sardar reads a poster outside a police station "wanted for rape and murder cases."
He goes in and says, "Sir I want to apply for da job on da poster !!!"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2010, 11:32:12 AM »
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LOVE
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Is like an Electronic Product,

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Made In CHINA

No Warranty, No Guarantee...!

Chalay To Chaand Tak,

Nahi To Shaam Tak...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2010, 01:06:05 AM »
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Press Down To Have A CAKE

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Where Is Cake?
Kya Hua
Cake Chahiye ?
Tum Pehle Hi Itne Sweet Ho Phir Cake Khao Gi To SUGAR Ho Jayenge.

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2010, 09:45:52 AM »
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=)) first cake khaye hi nahi aur sugar kahan se hoga... :D

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2010, 02:10:46 AM »
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Biology ki miss: Girls can u tel me exactly where is u'r heart?

All girls shouted loudly :

AakasH Ke pass!
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MISS smile & said: Mera bhi

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2010, 01:46:07 AM »
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English Man to Pathan. Do you Know Swimming...?

Pathan : NO

English Man: it is meaning dog is better then you because Dog can swim

Pathan : Do you know the swimming ???

English Man : Yes

Pathan : What is the difference between you and DOG

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2010, 03:41:59 AM »
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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnant,
Went to Insurance Office for Claim.


Officer: Your Policy Covers Sickness, Accident not Pregnancy !

Girl: It Was Accident. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2010, 10:41:18 PM »
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Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.

Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?

Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.

Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2010, 01:41:36 AM »
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Difference Between Horror And Beautiful

A Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.

But Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2010, 10:12:39 AM »
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Beemar Shohar : Mujhe Janwaron ke Doctor ke Paas le Jao.

Biwi : Kyon ?

Shohar : Roz Subah Subah Murghay ki Tarah Uth Jata Hon,

Phir Ghoray ki Tarah Bhaag Bhaag ke Kaam pe Jata Hon,

Wahan Sara Sara Din Gadhay ki Tarah Kaam Harta Hon,

Ghar Aa ker Sab per Kutte ki Tarah Bhonkta Hon,

Aur

Raat ko Bhains ke Saath Sow Jata Hon.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2010, 03:06:02 AM »
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Dr: Mantri Jee Aapki Biwi Maa Banne Wali Hai.

Mantri jii soch Mai Pad Gaye.


Dr: Kya Hua Sir?

Mantri Jii: Soch Raha Hun Sala GUPT MATDAN Kaun Kar Gaya?

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2010, 03:06:02 AM »

 

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