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Author Topic: **Jokes**  (Read 3668 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2010, 01:36:30 AM »
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2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The
Neechay Se Aik Hathi Guzra
Aik Chooha Hathi Pe Ja Gira
Dosra Chooha Bola

Daba De Salay Ko, Main Bhi Aa Raha Hon…

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2010, 01:36:30 AM »

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2010, 01:25:00 PM »
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2010, 02:38:43 PM »
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Pehli Baar Love Kahan Invent Hua Tha?

Socho..

Made In China..

Tabhi To Love Ki
Guarranty-Warranty Nahi Hoti Na…!

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2010, 03:19:27 PM »
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lol chaina made ka sach pe guaranty nahi hota hai kya.. :D



A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband

Inspector: What is his height

Woman: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Woman Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Color of eyes


Woman: Never noticed


Inspector: Color of hair


Woman: Should be black


Inspector: What was he wearing


Woman: I don't remember exactly


Inspector: Was somebody with him HuhHuhHuh


Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes,
blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks,
wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying

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Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2010, 09:52:17 AM »
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READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2010, 02:22:29 PM »
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;D ;D sach pe dar gaye mein bhi... :P :P


Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2010, 03:03:14 PM »
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Wife or Husband Ghoomne gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha raha tha.

Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha ha usko salam karo.

Husband bola: salam Sasurji. :D

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2010, 06:58:28 PM »
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Ranjha: Chalte Chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon main,

Bethe Bethe kahin kho jata hoon main,

Kya yahi pyar hai?

Heer: Nahi, kamzori hey, Glucoz laga.
 

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2010, 07:14:25 PM »
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Museum Watchman: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.


Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2010, 02:44:16 AM »
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Man: Janab main 20 km/hr ki Raftaar se Ja Raha Tha.
Magar phir bhi Meri Car ko
Taiz Raftaari k Ilzam Mai Band Kar Dia Gaya.

Judge: Is Baat ka kiya Saboot hai
K Tum Sach Keh Rahay ho?

Man: Janab is se Barh kar or Kya Proof ho Ga
K us Waqt Main Apni Biwi ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2010, 01:50:52 AM »
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Ek Larki Park Mein Idher Udher Ghom Rahi Thi

Sardar: Aap kya Talash ker Rahi Hein?

Lerki: Sharmaty Huye,
Mein Apni zindagi ke liye Hum-safer Talash kar rahi hun.

Sardar: Nahi Mila?

Lerki: Nahi

Sardar: Baji Raja Bazar Se pata Karen
Wahan Se her Cheez mill jati hai. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2010, 01:47:24 AM »
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SHEHZADA SALEEM: Humare Ammi or Abba huzoor hum se
Itni muhabbat kartay thay k saari saari Raat

Wo donon humay sulaney k liye jagtay rehte thy,
Magar hum phir bhi nahi Sotay!

Wazeer: Aapky Issi Kameneypan ki Wajha se Aap Ik lotay Reh Gaye. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2010, 11:59:21 AM »
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Ek Bazari Aurat ne apne dalaal ke saath shadi kar li.

Kisi ne pucha,

Aap ke husband kya kaam karte hain?

She Said : Ji

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Wo mere “Marketing Director” Hain

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2010, 12:59:32 PM »
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A man was lost alone on an island.
1 day he decided 2 build a wooden boat.

Suddenly a girl comes & man uses da wood 4 making a bed

Moral: A girl canchange Ur aim ..

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2010, 06:47:03 PM »
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Memon To Memon Dr.: Aap ki Fees Kya hai?

Memon Dr: Pehli Martaba anay ki Rs.100 Aur 2nd time free.

Memon Patient:

To phir Aap Samjhain K main 2nd Time Aaya Hon

Memon Dr. :
To phir Aap Wohi Dawa Khatay Rahain
Jo Maine Pehli bar Aapko Di Thi. :-)

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2010, 06:47:03 PM »

 

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