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Author Topic: **Jokes**  (Read 3791 times)

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2010, 01:03:59 PM »
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kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi magni chahiye,
varna maar pad sakti hai COZ IT MEANS–
B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2010, 01:03:59 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2010, 12:31:33 PM »
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Patient 2 Doctor:
Doctor Main Jab Bhi Chai Peeta Hon,
To Meri Aankh Me Dard Hone Lagta Hai.

Doctor:
Chai Peene Se Pehle Cup Me Se Chamcha
Nikal Liya Karen. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2010, 02:43:44 PM »
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Ek haath wala aadmi khudkushi karne pull pe charha,
Neeche 1 aadmi dance kar raha tha uske dono haath nahin thay,

Usne niche aa kar usse poocha : Mera 1 hath nahin hai mai marne ja raha tha,
Tumhare dono haath nahin hai aur tum dance kar rahe ho?

Wo bola: Tujhe marna hai to mar, Meri to peeth mai kharish ho rahi hai kaise khujaun :-)

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2010, 03:13:45 PM »
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Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?

Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

Radhika

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2011, 02:01:51 PM »
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 Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe.

Santa- Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2011, 12:55:15 AM »
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Teacher 2 pathan student: Jis aadmi k Dono Hath na hon ussay English main kya kaheinge?
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Pathan: HANDS FREE !!!:-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2011, 10:55:46 PM »
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Hair Transplant Karne Wali Compny Ne Add Banaya.
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Sheher Se Ayen Ya Pind Se.
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Humen Humdardi Hai Sirf Apki Tind Se;-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2011, 01:15:36 PM »
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Preeto: When you were in army, did they give you a commission?

Santa: No, just a straight salary like everybody else.

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Santa: The judge fined me for stealing again.

Banta: Why in the world do you keep stealing?

Santa: I have to steal to pay those.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2011, 12:21:01 PM »
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3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch n
3. Dinner!!!;-)
har bar emotional hone ki zarurat nahi hai.

SAYEED

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2011, 02:08:17 PM »
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Good one..Thanks

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2011, 10:53:49 AM »
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Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe Arrest Kiya..

Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident Hua Kaise?

Santa: Kya Pata Sir, Main to sow Raha Tha....

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2011, 01:55:38 PM »
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Santa
Sending Msg to all Friend
"My Mob No is change"
Pehle Nokia 6610 tha Now I Have N73

So Plz Call and sms me on My New Nos.
Thanks

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2011, 10:19:38 AM »
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Due To Effect of Recession,
Written On The Sign On The Door of A Toilet,

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Value The Toilet Paper!!
Use Both Sides...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2011, 03:26:11 PM »
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Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

"Lets practice maths. . .

Ok?

Lets start with addition.

Example:

Your aunt gave you 2 oranges
n 2 bananas.

Whats your answer?"

"Thank You Auntie!!" :P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2011, 11:58:29 AM »
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Now Presenting Compendium of Akmal Jokes ;)

What is Kamran Akmal's Favorite Pick Up Line

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Can I Drop You Some Where ? :P :D

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: **Jokes**
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2011, 11:58:29 AM »

 

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