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Author Topic: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life  (Read 2987 times)

Alika ahmad

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2010, 04:09:21 PM »
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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.   :-)

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2010, 04:09:21 PM »

Alika ahmad

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2010, 04:11:03 PM »
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!! ;D

Alika ahmad

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2010, 04:11:48 PM »
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Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Alika ahmad

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2010, 04:12:58 PM »
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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!! [:o]

Alika ahmad

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2010, 04:13:47 PM »
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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Alika ahmad

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2010, 04:14:23 PM »
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha ;)

Alika ahmad

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2010, 04:15:11 PM »
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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week. :-X

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2010, 03:33:25 AM »
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Banta goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses.

On his way home, Banta puts on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo! He sees everyone in the street n*ked. He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on... Everyone is n*ked! "Cool!"

As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his new toy to his wife, Preeto, but can't find her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds his wife and one of his colleague, n*ked in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still n*ked. He puts them back on, and they are still n*ked.

Banta says, "Damn it, I just paid fifty bucks for it, and the damn product has stopped working already!!!! Must have been a chinese product...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2010, 05:12:58 PM »
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Wife: "College Ke Bare Mein Tumhara Koi
Bura Experience Hai?"

Husband: "Haan!! Tumhari Aur Meri Pehli Mulakat College
Mein Hi To Hui Thi..." :-/

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2010, 12:38:40 PM »
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It's funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2010, 04:19:21 PM »
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Girl: Why dogs don’t marry?
Boy: Simply because they are already having a life of dog.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2011, 01:38:33 PM »
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Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehen k Bazar Jata hu to Sabziwala sabzi mehengi deta hai
Jab Gande Kapde pehen k jata hu to sasti

Biwi - Kal se Katora le k jana

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2011, 03:47:40 PM »
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Question That Steals
Everyone Sleeps ..

"Why Do We Become Just A MEMORY For Some People While We Are Still ALIVE. . . !"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2011, 12:06:05 PM »
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The most irritating thing :-

On the day of your marriage at 12 midnight one of your friend
calls you up and asks,

..
.
.
.
.
.
." Aur jaani kya kar raha hai ? " :D

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2011, 01:52:18 PM »
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A Woman Can Tolerate Anything Except
Another Woman Sharing Her Husband AND
Anyone Sharing His Salary
AND A Mother-In-Law
AND A Daughter-In-Law
AND Relatives of Husband
AND A Husband Happy Among Friends
AND An Early Morning Rise
AND A Servant On Leave
AND... AND... AND..
A Woman Can Tolerate Anything!

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2011, 01:52:18 PM »

 

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