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Author Topic: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life  (Read 3147 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2011, 11:10:54 AM »
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A wife asked her husband to describe her.

He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.

She said, 'What does that mean?'

He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,
Gorgeous Hot'.

She said, 'Oh that's so lovely.

What about I, J, K?'

He said, ' I'm Just Kidding (whatever I said)'

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2011, 11:10:54 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2011, 11:14:33 AM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2011, 11:26:52 AM »
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Don't ever say bad things about yourself....
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Your wife have enough to say on that topic....

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2011, 10:57:07 AM »
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The Difference Between

"Like",
"Love"
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"In Love"

Are The Same Difference
Between

"For Now",
"For A While"
N
"Forever..." =)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2011, 01:39:53 AM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2011, 01:58:16 PM »
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Define "GUTS".

When your wife catches you in bed with another Girl

And you say, "DARLING NEXT IS UR TURN......"

SAYEED

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2011, 04:52:48 PM »
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Define "GUTS".
When your wife catches you in bed with another Girl
And you say, "DARLING NEXT IS UR TURN......"


Hahahaha..funny..Guts..Thanks

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #37 on: July 02, 2011, 10:25:19 AM »
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A Man's decision to get Married Is probably his last opportunity To decide anything On his "OWN" :D

SAYEED

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #38 on: July 02, 2011, 11:45:32 AM »
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A Man's decision to get Married Is probably his last opportunity To decide anything On his "OWN" :D

Hahaha Correct..thanks

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2011, 12:19:33 PM »
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Sayeed Bhai ne Girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Sayeed :
Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

SAYEED

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2011, 12:53:47 PM »
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Sayeed Bhai ne Girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Sayeed :
Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.


lol ek ka bhi pata nahi aur yeh joke mein do do bana diye..hahahaa.nice one..

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2011, 01:11:39 PM »
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Bhai G/F Na ho Life Mast hai
Ek aisa waqt tha jab kisi Ladki ke Cell No. milne se kitna khush ho jata tha aur aaj kaal unke call receive karne ke darr se Mobile switch off rakhna parta hai
It's waste of time & energy.

SAYEED

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2011, 01:14:39 PM »
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Bhai G/F Na ho Life Mast hai
Ek aisa waqt tha jab kisi Ladki ke Cell No. milne se kitna khush ho jata tha aur aaj kaal unke call receive karne ke darr se Mobile switch off rakhna parta hai
It's waste of time & energy.


Dar sahi magar sudhar tu gaye Bhai..lol..its true what you mentioned..I heard from many

Radhika

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2011, 01:23:29 PM »
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lol..kya baatein ho rahi hai aap dono mein .. :P


 Santa: That girl is deaf

Banta: How do you know?

Santa: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new


RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2011, 01:06:05 AM »
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Judge: Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the?
Man: Sir, main apni wife ko lene sasural
jaa raha tha...
Judge was convinced.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2011, 01:06:05 AM »

 

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