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Author Topic: Best Joke of da year  (Read 9160 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2011, 10:14:02 AM »
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Seeing a Cockroach On Your Bed is Nothing Actually...
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears :P

Kahan Gaya? Kahan Gaya Hoga :O

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2011, 10:14:02 AM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2011, 10:34:17 AM »
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!-Kids Love Letter-!
Ye uss waqt ke letter hai jab Sayeed Bhai school jaya karte thy.

Dear Sweety,
Love Letter bhejne ki wajah ye hai
k mujhe tu bohat pasand hai

Tu bhi Hamesha meri taraf dekhti rehti hai
Isliye Mujhe laga ki Main bhi Tujhe Pasand hoon

Tu MATHS main Meri Help karna.
Aur tu Red Riben mat lagaya kar,
Kyun ke Tere piche wali Ladki us par Ink lagati hai,
Isliye Mujhe bohat Ghussa aata hai

Wo Mere Pados main hi rehti hai,
Ink ka badla lene k liye main Uske Ghar ki Bell Baja kar Bhag jata hoon

Aur Tu FAIR & LOVELY lagaya kar, Aur Gori Dikhegi.
Tere Paas wali Ladki Guddi hai na..!
Wo Tujhse bhi Gori hai
Lekin Mujhe Tu Pasand hai
Kyun ke Wo mere Pen Churati hai

Letter par Ghussa aaye toh Mujhe Wapas kar dena,
Lekin Sir ko mat Dena..

Ur sweetu Sayeed

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2011, 10:52:02 AM »
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Ek bar IIT k sabhi professors ko ek plane me bithaya gaya..
Baad me announce kiya ki ye plane aapke students ne banaya hai..
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Sabhi professors plane se utar gaye lekin principle plane se nahi utra...
Logo ne pucha apko darr nahi lagta?
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Principle : Mujhe apne students par bharosa hai..
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Saala start hi nahi hoga!! :P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2011, 09:53:27 AM »
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Did You Know That

When NEIL ARMSTRONG landed on Moon
He Saw A Man There ... !
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NEIL ARMSTRONG asked :
Who Are You ... ?

He Replied
I m

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SHABBIR ...
(From Express News)
Kyun
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Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe Shabbir Tau Dekhega
Aur
Express News ... Har Khabar Per Nazar ... :P

Radhika

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2011, 01:41:15 PM »
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General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did....

HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "Your cars stink!"

HELPLINE: "What's wrong?"

CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!"

HELPLINE: "What were you doing?"

CUSTOMER: "I wanted to go faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't even start up!"

HELPLINE: "I'm sorry, sir, but it's your responsibility if you misuse the product."

CUSTOMER: "Misuse it? I was just following this darned manual of yours. It said to make the car go to put the transmission in 'D' and press the accelerator pedal. That's exactly what I did --now the darn thing's crashed."

HELPLINE: "Did you read the entire operator's manual before operating the car sir?"

CUSTOMER: "What? Of course I did! I told you I did EVERYTHING the manual said and it didn't work!"

HELPLINE: "Didn't you attempt to slow down so you wouldn't crash?"

CUSTOMER: "How do you do THAT?"
HELPLINE: "You said you read the entire manual, sir. It's on page 14. The pedal next to the accelerator."

CUSTOMER: "Well, I don't have all day to sit around and read this manual you know."

HELPLINE: "Of course not. What do you expect us to do about it?"

CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest versions that goes fast and won't crash anymore!"

SAYEED

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2011, 02:36:09 PM »
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!-Kids Love Letter-!
Ye uss waqt ke letter hai jab Sayeed Bhai school jaya karte thy.

Dear Sweety,
Love Letter bhejne ki wajah ye hai
k mujhe tu bohat pasand hai

Tu bhi Hamesha meri taraf dekhti rehti hai
Isliye Mujhe laga ki Main bhi Tujhe Pasand hoon

Tu MATHS main Meri Help karna.
Aur tu Red Riben mat lagaya kar,
Kyun ke Tere piche wali Ladki us par Ink lagati hai,
Isliye Mujhe bohat Ghussa aata hai

Wo Mere Pados main hi rehti hai,
Ink ka badla lene k liye main Uske Ghar ki Bell Baja kar Bhag jata hoon

Aur Tu FAIR & LOVELY lagaya kar, Aur Gori Dikhegi.
Tere Paas wali Ladki Guddi hai na..!
Wo Tujhse bhi Gori hai
Lekin Mujhe Tu Pasand hai
Kyun ke Wo mere Pen Churati hai

Letter par Ghussa aaye toh Mujhe Wapas kar dena,
Lekin Sir ko mat Dena..

Ur sweetu Sayeed


Hahaha So cute Story...Main hi mila Bro aapko..lol

SAYEED

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2011, 02:37:06 PM »
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DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik

Radhika

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2011, 02:55:03 PM »
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Friends mein sab ko movie ka title dene wali hun so dil tham kar baithiye.. ;)


Aakash Ji:Toh hidden mode pe rahte hai hawa ke tarah aate hai aur beautiful posting karte karte ruk jaate hai Lion King  ... :P

Simran Ji: Online toh nahi dekha unhe magar heart touching post deti hai thuru aakash ji k mobile se..The Spy Who Loved Me.. :P

SAYEED Ji kab online aate hi pata hi nahi chalta konse speed train se aate hai repy aur posting karke chale jaate hai .Jurassic Park    :P

Seerat:Subha ke fast train se aati hai jaldi jaldi jokes section and shayari pe posting karke chali jaati hai Rush hour   :P

 
« Last Edit: June 12, 2011, 03:23:19 PM by Radhika »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2011, 03:42:42 PM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2011, 04:46:36 PM »
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The Surest Sign
That
A Man Is In LOVE
Is When

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He Divorces His Wife ... :P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2011, 04:34:16 PM »
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DAD : Beta aaj asman se ek pari ayegi or tumein cute baby gift de ke jayegi ..

SON : Abba drama bandh karo aur hospital jao .. Mummy ki delivery hone wali hai ..

SAYEED

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2011, 04:36:50 PM »
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Friends mein sab ko movie ka title dene wali hun so dil tham kar baithiye.. ;)
Aakash Ji:Toh hidden mode pe rahte hai hawa ke tarah aate hai aur beautiful posting karte karte ruk jaate hai Lion King  ... :P

Simran Ji: Online toh nahi dekha unhe magar heart touching post deti hai thuru aakash ji k mobile se..The Spy Who Loved Me.. :P

SAYEED Ji kab online aate hi pata hi nahi chalta konse speed train se aate hai repy aur posting karke chale jaate hai .Jurassic Park    :P

Seerat:Subha ke fast train se aati hai jaldi jaldi jokes section and shayari pe posting karke chali jaati hai Rush hour   :P

 

Hahahaa Jrassic Park......

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2011, 09:26:57 AM »
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One thing i like da most about Horror movies!

When da person shouts
'hey anybody there ??'
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as if..
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The Ghost gonna reply

' Yeah Baby.. I'm in da kitchen! Want a sandwich ? :D

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2011, 09:51:12 AM »
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People Say To Me
"Sudhar Jao... Improvement Lao"

How To Tell Them..
"There's No Scope 0f Improvement In Perfection" ... :P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2011, 02:59:42 PM »
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Did You Ever Stop And Think??

Do Blind People Dream,
Can They See Their Dreams?

If Corn Oil Is Made From Corns
&
Vegetable Oil Is Made From Vegetables,
Then What Is Baby Oil Made of ?

Why Do Twinkle Twinkle Little Star & A B C Song Have The Same Tunes?
Stop Singing And Read On!!!

If Electricity Is Made From Electrons Then Does Morality Comes From Morons?

Why There Is A Light In The Refrigerator But Not In A Freezer..

Expand Ur Imagination ;-)

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Best Joke of da year
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2011, 02:59:42 PM »

 

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