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Radhika

Children Jokes
« on: May 28, 2011, 05:44:04 PM »
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Where is God?



A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Children Jokes
« on: May 28, 2011, 05:44:04 PM »

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2011, 05:56:45 PM »
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Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech.

"Mom, this is Susan and I'm sorry I woke you up, but I had to call because I'm going to be a little late getting home. See, Dad's car has a flat but it's not my fault. Honest! I don't know what happened. The tire just went flat while we were inside the theater. Please don't be mad, okay?"

Since I don't have any daughters, I knew the person had dialed my number by mistake.

"I'm sorry dear," I replied, "but you've reached the wrong number. I don't have a daughter named Susan."

"Gosh, Mom," the young woman's voice replied, "I didn't think you'd be this mad."

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2011, 11:31:59 AM »
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Father: son what is this you did not score even one mark on all subjects...

Son : father you only told me that i should be No 1 in everything...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 04:02:13 PM »
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?8 Year Olds Today Have Facebook, Twitter, Phones, & Ipods..

When I Was Their Age, I Had A
Coloring Book, Crayons, Chalk, & Imagination :D

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2011, 04:16:02 PM »
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:D Teacher asks Little Aakash and Little Sayeed 3 names starts with Pa... :P

Little Sayeed: papaya.paper,patato...

Little Aakash : Padma, Payal,Pankaja.. :-P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2011, 12:24:28 PM »
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A Kid was writing something

Dad: Son, What are u doing..???

Son: Writing a letter to my Girl friend..

Dad (smiling) : Do u know how to write..???

Son: No.. So what?? My G/F doesn't know to read..

Its LOVE Dad, u wont understand !! :P

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2011, 05:46:25 PM »
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Maa: beta ye toh soch hai agar tumne socha ke uss cartoon ko dekh kar dar jaoge toh dar jaoge
agar nahi daroge toh nahi daroge..ye sab soch hai ...

beta: toh maa iska matlab agar aap mote ho aur patle hone ko sochoge toh patle ho jaoge kya?

Maa: tum kuch zyda hi soch rahe ho ab sochna chor doh... :roll:

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2011, 06:50:00 PM »
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Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2011, 02:39:47 PM »
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Mom: Mera kid bohot fast English bolta hai.

Aunty: Beta bolke dikha?

Kid: english english english english english...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2011, 11:41:58 AM »
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Thirsty crow story in Hinglish-
Once upon a Waqt,
There was a Kauwa!
He was very Pyasa!
Here there Bhatka,
He saw a Matka!
Some patthar Patka,
Water Gatka & Satka!! ;-)

SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2011, 04:56:02 PM »
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:D Teacher asks Little Aakash and Little Sayeed 3 names starts with Pa... :P

Little Sayeed: papaya.paper,patato...

Little Aakash : Padma, Payal,Pankaja.. :-P


Lol Radhikaji Akash bro ke apne aisa samjha ..thts funny, nice one....

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2011, 11:48:16 PM »
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Today Is Year's Middle Day

We Have Completed 183 Day And We Have 183 Days,

So, Have
"A Happy Half Year"

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 02:40:46 PM »
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Summer vacation is wicked cool,
I'll sip some fruit punch,
And play in the pool,
Then I'll make some lunch,
Then it's back for another swim,
If I race I'm sure to win.

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2011, 06:23:13 PM »
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Dad: son look at the report card you got just 30% marks

and see kapil got 80% on all the subjects you both are in the same class

and in the same school but why you got less marks?


Son: But dad their parents are different... :roll:

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2011, 03:15:21 PM »
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A school held a contest for kids with Theme:"Nicest Thing My Dad Ever Did for ME".
Award Winning Sweet ANS was:"HE MARRIED MY MOM" :)

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2011, 03:15:21 PM »

 

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