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Author Topic: Children Jokes  (Read 4595 times)

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2011, 03:22:44 PM »
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1 bacha roj shopping mall se khilone churata tha,
Bada hokar uss khilone ko bech kar ek mobile company shuru kiya
Aaj woh bacha bohat bada admi ban gaya sab autograph lete hai usey
Aur kafi ladkiyan date ke liye bhi aana chahti hai ..





Aap kya kar rahe ho mein koi story tohdi na likh rahi hun joh aap itne der se parh rahe ho.. ;)




Kahin woh aap toh nahi.... :D

 

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2011, 03:22:44 PM »

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2011, 12:46:22 PM »
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Teacher !
Koi story sunao with Moral !!!

Little boy !
1 din hum unn ke ghar gaey Wo soye huay thy
Phir1 din wo Hmaray Ghar Aye Hum soye huay thy

Moral :: Jaisay karo ge Waisa bharo ge :

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2011, 05:35:50 PM »
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SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2011, 07:34:52 PM »
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Teacher !
Koi story sunao with Moral !!!
Little boy !
1 din hum unn ke ghar gaey Wo soye huay thy
Phir1 din wo Hmaray Ghar Aye Hum soye huay thy
Moral :: Jaisay karo ge Waisa bharo ge :

Funniest..thanks

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2011, 04:11:52 PM »
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Master g bacchy ka lunch kha gaye.

Master g: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogey?

Baccha masumiyat sey: Master g main ammi sey kek dunga ke meri roti puppy kha gaya..

SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2011, 02:09:29 PM »
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Master g bacchy ka lunch kha gaye.
Master g: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogey?
Baccha masumiyat sey: Master g main ammi sey kek dunga ke meri roti puppy kha gaya..

Puppy..hahaha that was funny

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2011, 01:46:50 PM »
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Thanks Sayeed Ji.. 

When the kid was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. So, she took wedding album of their parents, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her.

Once finished, she looked at her mom, and she said, "Oh. I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us, Daddy?"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2011, 01:44:26 AM »
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Sayeed ji ka Parrot roz Radhika ko dhekta or bolta, 'AUR Kamini' !
Radhika ji ne Sayeed se shikayat ki to Sayeed Bhai ne Parrot ko danta.

Agle din jab Radhika ji parrot k kareeb se guzra to Parrot kuch na bola.
Thoda aage ja k Radhika ne mud k dekha to Parrot haste huye bola.
''SAMAJ TO TU GAYI HOGI''..

SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2011, 10:42:30 AM »
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Sayeed ji ka Parrot roz Radhika ko dhekta or bolta, 'AUR Kamini' !
Radhika ji ne Sayeed se shikayat ki to Sayeed Bhai ne Parrot ko danta.
Agle din jab Radhika ji parrot k kareeb se guzra to Parrot kuch na bola.
Thoda aage ja k Radhika ne mud k dekha to Parrot haste huye bola.
''SAMAJ TO TU GAYI HOGI''..


Hahahahahaha. Akash bhai jo baat aap direct bolna chate hai woh meri Parrot ke zariye se kyu batarahe hoo..lol..

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2011, 01:02:08 PM »
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:anger: Ufffo Aakash aur Sayeed  .. 

iss parrot ka nose na tape se bandh deti hun phir kuch nahi bolega... :P [doh]



Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Child: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. :P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2011, 01:55:37 PM »
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Hi 2 All

Thank you so much 4 liking da posts, waise shuru shuru pe maine joke section pe concentrate nahi kiya coz Romantic post leke busy rehta tha phir jab Sayeed Bhai zid karne lage kaafi jokes share kiya gaya aur kuch to Badnam logo ke list pe shamil ho gaya :D

Waise zindagi ke bhag daur mein hasna hasana jaroori hai, Koi dil kholke haase aur mere koshish ye hai ke aane wale posts InshAllah aur bhi funny honge.

Aab Sayeed Bhai ko dekh lo baat nahi samajte, Radhika ji ko direct Kamini bolna aacha lagta hai kya, lol Iss liye Parrot ke mooh se kehlaya, Jags ko main badnam nahi karna chahta bas mere Best Friend Kaajal ke wajah se Top 10 Lies of Girls par bhi maine jags ko leke 2-4 khatarnak jokes post kiya tha last month.

Main chahta hoon ShayarFamily par aisa post ho jo dusre Forum/Blog pe available na ho, bhale log copy karke share kare ya post kare I don't mind. Hum to post karte hai sabke liye, Jisko pasand ho wo ura sakte hai.

EnjoY & Have a Rocking day.
Special Thanx 2 Sayeed Bhai coz da way he inspire me varna main itne Funny jokes post nahi kar pata, Jitne insult huye sabki, Main maafi mangna chahunga aur advance pe bhi Sorry keh deta hoon coz jokes ka silsila chalta hi rahega, sabke class lenge ji

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2011, 03:18:12 PM »
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Hi To all...

Joke toh achha tha Aakash ji waise bichari parrot ne kya gunna kiya ab woh toh first word bol hi rahi thi ke

Aakash ji ne paise dekar parrot ko kareed liya... :P


Maafi toh nahi milegi aapko Takur... :P :D
« Last Edit: July 05, 2011, 03:23:01 PM by Radhika »

SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2011, 07:47:16 PM »
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Hi 2 All

Thank you so much 4 liking da posts, waise shuru shuru pe maine joke section pe concentrate nahi kiya coz Romantic post leke busy rehta tha phir jab Sayeed Bhai zid karne lage kaafi jokes share kiya gaya aur kuch to Badnam logo ke list pe shamil ho gaya :D
Waise zindagi ke bhag daur mein hasna hasana jaroori hai, Koi dil kholke haase aur mere koshish ye hai ke aane wale posts InshAllah aur bhi funny honge.
Aab Sayeed Bhai ko dekh lo baat nahi samajte, Radhika ji ko direct Kamini bolna aacha lagta hai kya, lol Iss liye Parrot ke mooh se kehlaya, Jags ko main badnam nahi karna chahta bas mere Best Friend Kaajal ke wajah se Top 10 Lies of Girls par bhi maine jags ko leke 2-4 khatarnak jokes post kiya tha last month.
Main chahta hoon ShayarFamily par aisa post ho jo dusre Forum/Blog pe available na ho, bhale log copy karke share kare ya post kare I don't mind. Hum to post karte hai sabke liye, Jisko pasand ho wo ura sakte hai.
EnjoY & Have a Rocking day.
Special Thanx 2 Sayeed Bhai coz da way he inspire me varna main itne Funny jokes post nahi kar pata, Jitne insult huye sabki, Main maafi mangna chahunga aur advance pe bhi Sorry keh deta hoon coz jokes ka silsila chalta hi rahega, sabke class lenge ji


First thanks for the comments Bro..

The real Fact I want to say Bro..
Since many years I never laugh much and my life was just simple with no extra activity as this due to some lesson thought troubles, up and down in my life, Then some one advice to join the forums its in 2006-2007 where I join one forum (now its closed), there I used to share only my own sad shayari, thats it....but nothing changed I was same as earlier, then again I join some other forum, still I m active there but no one visit except me..then later some how I found this site, and found a member like you and all here.
The best thing I found is jokes, from which I used to laugh much, since then I never leave the oppurtunity to read and laugh..

So bottom line is I want to thanks you all from bottom of my heart for making me laugh and even I feel good when u mention my name in jokes I really Enjoyed.

From here Inshallah I will also share nice jokes..

Once again thanks to all here with most Respect.

SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2011, 11:12:34 AM »
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Bacha apni dadi se:
Kya apan hamesha 5 rahinge na? Aap,abba,ammi,behan aur mai...
Dadi:nahi jab tumari shaadi hojaingi to apan 6 hojainge
Bacha:phir behan ki shaadi hogai to apan phir 5 hojainge..
Dadi pyar se:nahi jab tumara beta hojaiga to apan phir 6 hojainge..
Bacha: Phir Jab tum mar jaogi to hum5 hojainge
Dadi: So ja re Iflaass Kyu dum karra…[/b
]

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2011, 12:10:54 PM »
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I love jokes, they could make my mood become better, when I am not happy, I always will look for some interesting things, joke is one of them. Thanx 4 sharing

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2011, 12:10:54 PM »

 

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