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SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2011, 11:35:51 AM »
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I love jokes, they could make my mood become better, when I am not happy, I always will look for some interesting things, joke is one of them. Thanx 4 sharing

Yeh correct..

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2011, 11:35:51 AM »

SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2011, 11:36:29 AM »
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LKG ke kid ka paper me zero number aya.

Father angry: What is this?

Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #32 on: July 07, 2011, 12:53:48 PM »
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Bhai, Mujhe bhi Bahut Moon Miley thy Primary school pe, lol

Hamare Sayeed Bhai jab chote thy aur school jaate thy uss waqt ki baat

Teacher : Kaunsa parinda sab se tez udta hai?

Sayeed : Hathi

Teacher : Nalayak, Tera Baap kya karta hai ?

Sayeed : Mumbai ka Don hai

Teacher : Shabash, Hathi Belcul sahi jawab... :P hahaha......

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #33 on: July 07, 2011, 04:27:05 PM »
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Teacher: James, where is your homework?

James: I ate it.

Teacher: Why?

James: You said it was a piece of cake!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2011, 10:23:42 AM »
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Very innocent and Heart touching word said by a True lover to her Boyfriend after break up :
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"Kutta" :D

SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2011, 02:04:09 PM »
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Very innocent and Heart touching word said by a True lover to her Boyfriend after break up :
Kutta" :D

Too Innocent Word...Hahahahah..Thanks

SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2011, 02:07:49 PM »
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Girl:- Tumhe meri yaad aayi to kya karte tum?
Boy:kuch nai jaan tumari pasand ki ice cream khaletun aur tum kya karte meri yaad aayi to?
Girl: mai ek BADA GOLD FLAKE maarletiun..

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2011, 06:36:07 PM »
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Kabhi doston ke saath Gold Flake peeya karta tha, Aapke post ne purani yaadein taza kar di, lol

Teacher-Ye kiska Signature hai

"@@@@@@@"

Student-Meri Mummy ka.

Teacher-Aisa kaisa naam hai?

Student-Ji, wo unka naam hai "JALEBI BAI"

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2011, 10:55:43 AM »
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lol..

An Interesting Caption put above a Wall Clock in an Examination Hall:

TIME Will Pass...

But...

Will You.?

SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2011, 11:26:13 AM »
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Bacha apni dadi se:
Kya apan hamesha 5 rahinge na? Aap,abba,ammi,behan aur mai...
Dadi:nahi jab tumari shaadi hojaingi to apan 6 hojainge
Bacha:phir behan ki shaadi hogai to apan phir 5 hojainge..
Dadi pyar se:nahi jab tumara beta hojaiga to apan phir 6 hojainge..
Bacha: Phir Jab tum mar jaogi to hum5 hojainge
Dadi: So ja re Iflaass Kyu dum karra…

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2011, 11:10:11 AM »
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Lol...


Teacher: "I'm calling your parents!"
Elementary Student: NOOOOOO,"I'll be good!"
Middle School Student: "Pshhh,whatever!"
High School Student: "Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!"

SAYEED

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2011, 11:56:41 AM »
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Lol...
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents!"
Elementary Student: NOOOOOO,"I'll be good!"
Middle School Student: "Pshhh,whatever!"
High School Student: "Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!"

Lol..Correct

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2011, 03:26:57 PM »
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Ek Ladki Ne Chote Bache K Gaal Pe Kiss Ki..

GIRL - Oh Sorry..!

Tumare Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi..

Baby-Kuch Acha Krne Se Agar Daag Lagte He To Daag Ache Hai.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #43 on: July 12, 2011, 03:57:58 PM »
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*InterneT ExpLorEr Iz The BesT bRowSeR In The WorLd...
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FOr DownLOadIng fIreFOx & gOOgLe cHrOme.. ?

Radhika

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2011, 04:00:59 PM »
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CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Children Jokes
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2011, 04:00:59 PM »

 

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