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Shivam

Hilarious Meanings - DONT miss it!
« on: June 16, 2009, 04:58:20 PM »
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Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at
the other.



Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular
than a five-day test.



Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master



Divorce:
Future tense of marriage



Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to
the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.



Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.



Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got the biggest piece.



Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by
feminine waterpower...



Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.



Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees
later on.



Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never
felt before.



Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.



Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.



Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.



Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.



Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.



Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.



Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.



Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.



Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.



Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am
not injured yet.



Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the
first letter in word OPPORTUNITY



Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.



Father:
A banker provided by nature.



Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.



Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.



Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Hilarious Meanings - DONT miss it!
« on: June 16, 2009, 04:58:20 PM »

Shivam

Re: Hilarious Meanings - DONT miss it!
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2009, 04:59:22 PM »
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D

Raagini

Re: Hilarious Meanings - DONT miss it!
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2009, 05:12:29 PM »
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lolzzzz Good One

Shivam

Re: Hilarious Meanings - DONT miss it!
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2009, 05:41:39 PM »
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lolzzzz Good One

Thanks Shikha jiiiiiiiii  :-)

Radhika

Re: Hilarious Meanings - DONT miss it!
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2009, 06:03:10 PM »
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 ;D ;D ;D

Shivam

Re: Hilarious Meanings - DONT miss it!
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2009, 06:45:07 PM »
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:) thanks dear :)

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Hilarious Meanings - DONT miss it!
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