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Author Topic: Joke CollectioN From RhythM  (Read 24152 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« on: April 10, 2010, 12:09:45 PM »
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Beti: Papa mei Maa Banne Wali Hun.!

Papa: Badtamiz Besharam

Beti: Aap ne Hi To Kaha Tha ke Jab Tak Tum Kuch Ban Nahi Jati Main tumhare Shadi Nahi Karaunga.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« on: April 10, 2010, 12:09:45 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2010, 12:13:09 PM »
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IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD, NAMES OF HIS MOVIES WOULD BE LIKE THIS.

1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha

2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Chat Karain

4. Programmer No.1

5. Mera Naam Developer

6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal

9. Tera Code Chal Gaya

10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

11. Network Ke Us Paar

12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

13. Jis Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai

14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE

15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

16. Login Karo Sajna

17. Nakhra PC Ka

18. Kaho Na Virus Hai

19. Crash Se Crash Tak

20. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

22. Password De Ke Dekho

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2010, 12:13:53 PM »
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Dad: Da girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati.
So u shoud marry her.
Son: But da girl whom I love is also GARBHVATI so I must marry her

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2010, 01:08:16 PM »
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If a baby is born in AFRICA,
What will be the colour of the babies teeth??

?

?

?

?

?


You Fool.!

A new born baby don't have Teeth...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2010, 01:08:52 PM »
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Interviewer to Pathan:
If a Parhata and Pizza is Dropped from a 50 feet building,
Which will Reach the Ground First?

Pathan: Pizza


Interviewer: Why?

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Pathan: Because it's a Fast Food. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2010, 01:09:10 PM »
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Beauty of Mathematics:
Absolutely Amazing!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9

12 x 8 + 2 = 98

123 x 8 + 3 = 987

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2010, 01:10:20 PM »
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GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki aur 1 DARU ki balti rakhi'
GADHA Paani pi gaya.
Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???


Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2010, 01:11:05 PM »
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Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?

Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bechari

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2010, 01:12:09 PM »
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Naukrani ne malkeen se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkeen naukrani ke saath balcony se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkeen: Nahi uske liye teen aurte hi kaafi hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2010, 01:13:46 PM »
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Bank Manager- Asks Sardar In Interview- Wat Is Cyclone?

Sardar :- It Is Smallest Loan Given To Purchase A Cycle.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2010, 01:14:13 PM »
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After eating fish Sardar never drinks water!
WHY?
Coz..
He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2010, 01:15:53 PM »
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Sardar 1- Train me yaar raat bhar neend nahi aayi.. Upar ki seat mili thi!

Sardar 2- To exchange karna tha!

Sardar 1- Kisse karta? Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.. ;-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2010, 01:16:45 PM »
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Chand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takiya!!!
nice na!!????
Now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on u'r "CHARPAI"

GoodNight !

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2010, 01:21:41 PM »
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When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings, Don't Think You Are In Luv!

Na Beta Na.........

You Just Need To Join English Speaking Course !!heyyy!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2010, 01:22:07 PM »
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Mistakes aren't crime
If u can rectify those mistake they are the key to sucess,
For example God created u, so what then he rectified it by creating me

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2010, 01:22:07 PM »

 

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