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Author Topic: Joke CollectioN From RhythM  (Read 23625 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2010, 01:22:32 PM »
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There is always a sign board 'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,
But never near Girls' college..

Why?

Ans: BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!!

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2010, 01:22:32 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2010, 01:22:59 PM »
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When i Die,
Don't come to my Funeral.
Don't Mourn for Me.
Don't Console my Family.
Don't give Sympathy to my dreadful Death..

Instead

Directly come up. We"ll have party...!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2010, 01:23:23 PM »
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Wo Kaunsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nahi Hota?

Khud Soch Ke Niche Answer Dekhna!





Yaar Khud Soch,






Socho
Yaar
Socho




















Ans : SCREW DRIVER

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2010, 01:23:48 PM »
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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water
level of the pond increases.

How?

.......


.......


.......


.......

A -
The other 9 Fish are crying.................

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2010, 01:34:53 PM »
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Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Yaadon Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,

End Nahi Hota Mera Message Jab Tak
Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati. LOL

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2010, 01:35:12 PM »
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Corporation VAN
Bandar ko
uthaane aayi hai


Tujhe..


Apni
Dosti
ki kasam






Please bhaag jaa !

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2010, 01:43:34 PM »
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Agar Aap Ko Koi Kahe ke Aap

"KHOOBSOORAT"
"SMART"
or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To Rakh ke Moun pe Thappar Maar Dena


Or Kehna


Bad Tameez! "MUSALMAAN" hokar APRIL FOOL Manata hai. :-)

Radhika

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2010, 04:58:41 PM »
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;D ;D nice collections ji.. :see:

Radhika

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2010, 11:36:26 AM »
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GIFT PEHELI...


EK PITA NE APNI BETI KO EK GIFT DIYA AUR KAHA-
 
"BOOKH LAGE TOH ISSE KHAA LENA,
 
PYAAS LAGE TOH ISSE PEE LENA,
 
AUR SARDI LAGE TOH ISSE AAG LAGA DENA."
 
 
BATAO KYA THAA GIFT.....?


  :roll:

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2010, 06:11:14 PM »
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Biwi ko dost ke saath Bed pe dekh kar

Captain Santa Singh ne Co-Pilot Banta Singh ko goli mar di.

Biwi boli apnay gussay ko Qaboo karo
Warna aik din sabhi PILOT se hath dho bethoge

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2010, 06:12:18 PM »
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Arey Honey ji, hum ye sab peheli ke mamle pe anari hai jee, aap hi keh do :D

Naukri se nikalne ke baad Pilot Santa Singh Bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.
Par us ke hath kuch nahi aaya.
Kyon?
Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Saare paise mere account mein jama kar do."

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2010, 06:13:23 PM »
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
 

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2010, 06:13:43 PM »
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Sardar: Is Mirror ki kya Guarentee hai?
Shopkeeper: Aap isko 100 floor se niche girao ye Mirror 99 Floor tak nahi tootay ga.
Sardar: WOW! Pack it.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2010, 06:14:31 PM »
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Sardar : Doctor Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhaar Tha

Dr: To Aab Kya Huwa?

Sardar : Yahan Se Guzra to Socha k Puch Loon

Apne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha,

Aab Naha Loon? :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2010, 06:15:10 PM »
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Sardar ne 20/20 match dekhne ka aacha intazam kiya tha.
Cola, BBQ, LCD, Speakers, Chips.. Yaar Match ka maza aagya

Pathan : Lo jee khak maza aya "NASWAR" to tha he nahi.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Joke CollectioN From RhythM
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2010, 06:15:10 PM »

 

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