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Radhika

JOKES
« on: June 07, 2009, 03:22:45 PM »
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Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Banta  built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.


Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new


Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"


Banta got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Banta replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.


After finishing MBBS Banta started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

JOKES
« on: June 07, 2009, 03:22:45 PM »

Jags

Re: JOKES
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2009, 03:32:22 PM »
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=)) =))

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 06:29:51 PM »
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 :D

RimJhim

Re: JOKES
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2009, 01:50:50 PM »
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[smlol] =)) Really Funny

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2010, 01:10:22 AM »
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Bacha Dukandar Se:

Uncle Aapke Paas Safeguard Sabun Hai?

Dukandar: Jee Haan.

Bacha: Phir Us Se Hath Dho Kar Ek Qulfi Dena. :-)

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2010, 09:42:59 AM »
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 :D

Mum: Come on, Bunty, eat your breakfast and get off to school.
Bunty: I don’t want to go to school.
Mum: You must go.
Bunty: But I don’t want to go. The teachers don’t like me, the children don’t like me – even the caretaker doesn’t like me.
Mum: That may be so, but you still have to go.
Bunty: Why?
Mum: Because you’re the headmaster

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 02:25:59 AM »
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A smile cost less then electricity But Gives more light
So Always smile & prove that Ur the best bulb in WORLD
Don't get Fused

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2010, 03:16:22 AM »
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It was Happening In a Hospital that ICU Patients Died in Same Bed Every Sunday at 11 am..

Dr Thought it is Something Super Natural..

Worldwide Expert Team was Formed 2 Investigate the Cause.

Next Sunday Few Min before 11am All Dr & Nurses Stand around that Bed and Start Waiting to see What it was.

Then

Suddenly


A Sardar,
Part Time Sunday Sweeper, Entered the ICU,

Unpluged the Life Support System of that Bed & Plugged In His Mobile Charger. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2010, 01:23:27 AM »
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When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.

Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain Ke

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2010, 02:05:57 PM »
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Husband:  Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2010, 02:06:41 PM »
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 Napoleon:  There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.

Man: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na...!

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2010, 02:17:35 PM »
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« Last Edit: May 19, 2010, 08:35:30 PM by HoneyRose »

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2010, 08:34:55 PM »
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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2010, 01:02:57 AM »
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Pathan hum tumhara 64 ka 64 dant (tooth) tor dega
Aadmi yaar dant (tooth) tu 32 hotay hain

Pathan : Hum ko pata tha ka tum bhi bolega
Isliye 32 daant (tooth)  tumhara bhi shamil kiya hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 12:00:02 AM »
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Aik Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation K Liey 5 Lakh Fees Mangi

To Mareez Bola: Sahab Itne Paison Mein To Aik Nayi Car Aa Jae Gi.

Surgeon: Wohi To Leni Hai.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: JOKES
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 12:00:02 AM »

 

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