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Author Topic: JOKES  (Read 3851 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2010, 03:13:06 PM »
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Hyderabadi ka beta Girlfriend ke sath ghoom ke aya tau baap ne poocha,

Kitne paise kharch kiye?

Beta: 50 rupee

Hyderabadi Baap: Itnay sare?

Beta: Abba us k pas 50 hi thy

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: JOKES
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2010, 03:13:06 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2010, 06:08:45 PM »
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Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that
He recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, "It was a flop idea."

Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"

Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2010, 12:38:18 PM »
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You Are in a Boat

Which is sinking,

Sharks R all around U,

How will u Save urself?

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Very simple..

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Stop Imagining. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2010, 03:02:59 AM »
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Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot  to stop it..!!!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2010, 04:59:08 PM »
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Ek Sardar Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Police Ne Use Pakad Liya.
Jab Use Le Jane Lage To..
Sardar Bola: Are Sahab “Saboot To Utha Lao”

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2010, 06:20:19 PM »
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True bravery is to arrive home.....
Fully drunk.... A late night out....
&
Mom waiting with a jharu
&
Ask
" Hey Mom abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"!!!

just_waiting

Re: JOKES
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2010, 05:33:22 PM »
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aankho se aansuo ki judai kar do.....
dil se gam ki vidaai kardo.....
Agar dil na lage kahin to....












aa jao mere ghar ki puttaai kar do....

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Offer till diwali

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2010, 11:36:59 AM »
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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:

“Dear Maths!
Please Grow Up And Solve Ur Problems Urself.”:-D

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2010, 04:08:32 PM »
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Patient: "It Must Be Tough Spending All Day
With Your Hands In Someone's Mouth."

Dentist: "I Just Think Of It As Having
My Hands In Their Wallet."

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2010, 03:11:37 PM »
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A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2010, 03:12:55 PM »
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How cute!

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..

She sent a SMS:”

If you find me, you can marry me..

If you can’t
I’m hidden in d shed”.!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2010, 06:08:01 PM »
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Diff. B/W TRUTH & LIE:

Truth Is A Debit Card;
Pay 1st & Enjoy Later.

Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st, & Pay Later With Markup. :-)

just_waiting

Re: JOKES
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2010, 03:18:48 PM »
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyo huss rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to uth ta hi subha 9 baje hu.!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2010, 01:04:53 AM »
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Boy: Aap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujhse Ker Dain
Main Apko Us K Wazan K Barabar Sona Dunga

Hyderabadi : Mujhe Waqt Do

Boy:Sochney K Liye?

Hyderabadi : Nahi Beti Ka Wazn Barhaney K Liye..:-)

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2010, 09:43:03 AM »
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3 boys after exam

1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Oye yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay 

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: JOKES
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2010, 09:43:03 AM »

 

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