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Author Topic: JOKES  (Read 3823 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2010, 10:08:17 PM »
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After Car Accident

American: Its Fine Man...

British: Im So Sorry...

Chines: Are U Okey?

Pakstani:O.........., Andha Hai Kya,
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Raha Tha,
Tere Baap Ka Road Hai. :D

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: JOKES
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2010, 10:08:17 PM »

just_waiting

Re: JOKES
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2010, 02:22:26 PM »
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Hitler: "Theres no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda?
"Jub kharidi thi tab check karna tha na"   

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2010, 11:01:22 AM »
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Once A Girl Lost her Virginity.
.
.
.
.
.

Rajnikanth got it back for her.

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2010, 01:07:30 PM »
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lol...


School ki life 10 the Tak,
 
College ki life final year tak,
 
Love ki life shadi tak,
 
But hamari dosti puri life tak
 
Jab aayegi tab miss call dena OK.. :-)

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2010, 01:20:41 PM »
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Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspaper.

 

The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radha’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2010, 12:56:26 AM »
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A Person Who Surrenders
When He's WRONG, is HONEST.
A Person Who Surrenders
When Not SURE,
Is WISE.
A Person Who Surrenders  ...Even If He's RIGHT,
.
.
Is A HUSBAND.!:-) :P

Radhika

Re: JOKES
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2011, 03:12:34 PM »
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 After exam

if the result is "Pass"
'Teacher' words - arre akhir padhaya kisne tha?
Mom- Sab oopar wale ki daya hai!
Papa- Akhir beta kiska hai!
True Friend- Waah yaar. Kya baat hai. Chal isi baat par party karte hain.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2011, 12:52:59 AM »
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Ladki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh raha tha,
Book main likha tha k Brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kuch deir ke baad Ladki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan : ”RONALDO BUGTI" :D

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2011, 01:17:10 PM »
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Santa & Banta sending SMS 2 their GFs.
Santa: May I send sms to my GF from ur cell, let`s see her reaction?
Banta: No, what if she recognizes da writing.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2011, 11:39:03 AM »
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Sardar Radio Thik Karwane Gaya..
Mechanic Ne Dekh K Kaha-Ye Thik Hai Par MAUSAM Kharab Hai,
Isliye Nahi Chal Raha.!
SANTA Ye-Le 100 Rs. MAUSAM Naya Daal De

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2011, 12:54:01 PM »
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Santa Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Jaa!

Makkhi Nahi Udi!

Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Makkhi K Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai..

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2011, 01:50:15 PM »
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Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tender Mila.

Kanjoos Santa Ne kagaz bachane ke liye Ek Taraf 500 or Dusri traf 50 ka Note Chhap Diye

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2011, 11:39:55 AM »
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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Phone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??







Socho Socho . . .







"Abe . .Tera Phone Number Kya Hai..??

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: JOKES
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2011, 04:45:27 PM »
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Jab rishte walay aap ko dekhne ayain to apne moun par Meezan oil lagain.

Kyun

K.

Har cheez

Meezan main achi lagti hai.!

Beauty tips. (By Zubaida Aapa)

SAYEED

Re: JOKES
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2011, 01:42:52 PM »
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Santa & Banta sending SMS 2 their GFs.
Santa: May I send sms to my GF from ur cell, let`s see her reaction?
Banta: No, what if she recognizes da writing.


Funniest One..LoL-----:)

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: JOKES
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2011, 01:42:52 PM »

 

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