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Aafreen

Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« on: July 29, 2009, 11:54:52 AM »
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A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.

"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?"

Joe answered the correct airline.

"Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?"

Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.

"Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, 'Just do it'?"

And John answered, "Mom."

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« on: July 29, 2009, 11:54:52 AM »

Aafreen

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 11:55:22 AM »
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Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Johnny: "It's a family tradition".

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher: "What about your mother?"

Johnny: "She's a woman..."

Aafreen

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 11:59:52 AM »
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One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

Aafreen

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 12:02:56 PM »
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Aafreen

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 12:04:10 PM »
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Aafreen

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 12:04:53 PM »
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Aafreen

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 12:06:14 PM »
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Aafreen

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2009, 12:08:35 PM »
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Aafreen

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2009, 12:11:22 PM »
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Aafreen

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2009, 12:12:08 PM »
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Aafreen

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2009, 12:13:54 PM »
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One day, John Smith decided to go to a new golf course where no one knew him, just to get away and see if he could do better elsewhere.

He hired a caddy to guide him around the course. After another day of slices, duff shots, misread putts and bad temper, he was obviously upset.

He turned to the caddy and said, "You know I must be the worst golfer in the world."

The caddy replied, "I think not sir, I have heard there is a guy named John Smith from across town who is the worst player ever!"

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2009, 02:34:54 PM »
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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata Maamu :D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2009, 02:37:42 PM »
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Rahul was driving down the street in sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Temple every Sunday for the rest of my life and I will give up Tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Rahul looked up again and said,
"Never mind. I found one." :D :D :D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2009, 02:43:27 PM »
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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.  :D :D :D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2009, 02:48:14 PM »
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

Someone from Class: Monthly paas ka kya lagega :D :D

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2009, 02:48:14 PM »

 

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