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Author Topic: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes  (Read 5030 times)

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2009, 04:18:27 PM »
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Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."

Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."

Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega." :D :D :D

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2009, 04:18:27 PM »

sajid_ghayel

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2009, 09:58:56 PM »
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Patient: Doctor saheb, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,

success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye...


RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2009, 12:28:47 PM »
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Husband: Kal Mere Khwaab My ek Larki aayi thi  :-[

Wife: Akele hi aayi hogi  :see:

Husband:  ::o Tumhe Kaise Pata ???????

Wife: Q Ki Us Ka Boyfriend mere khwaab mey aaya tha  :nana:  =))

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2009, 12:33:04 PM »
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.

Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
:lol:

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2009, 11:11:05 AM »
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers befor eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. :D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2009, 11:12:25 AM »
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

Why do you do that, mommy? he asked.

To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?   ;D  :D ;D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2009, 11:15:53 AM »
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain. :-P

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2009, 11:18:10 AM »
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A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."

"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too. :D :D :D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2009, 11:21:01 AM »
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Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10. :P

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2009, 11:22:18 AM »
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
.
.
.
Wow! New Underwear. :D :D :D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2009, 11:23:31 AM »
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? ;)

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2009, 11:24:24 AM »
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Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first. :-P

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2009, 11:31:33 AM »
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Teacher asked a Kid the full form of MATHS.
Kid: Mentally affected teachers harassing students. :-P

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2009, 03:20:01 PM »
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??????????, "?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ???? ????? ???? ???"

??? ??????, "?? ?? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ?? ???? ?? ?"
:D :D :D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2009, 03:20:55 PM »
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?????? (??????? ??), "????? ??????? ?? ?? ??? ?? ???? ??? ????? ??? ???"

???????, "?????? ?? ?? ??????? ?? ??? ?? ???"

??????, "?? ???? ???? ?? ???? ??? ???? ???=))  =))



ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2009, 03:20:55 PM »

 

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