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Author Topic: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes  (Read 5059 times)

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2009, 03:24:18 PM »
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Aditi : Biwiya apne pati ko A.G. kyo kahti hai?
Seema : Kyuki Biwiya Sanskari hoti hai Bhare Bazar me Abe Ghadhe nahi keh sakti isliye short mein AG Kehti hai =))

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2009, 03:24:18 PM »

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2009, 03:27:39 PM »
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Wife: mere irade bade nek hain, aap hajaro mein ek hain...
Husband: dimag ke hum bhi DON hain, kameeni pehle ye bata baki ke 999 kaun hain.. :-P :D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2009, 11:59:44 AM »
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Laloo to his P.A.: Ye sab khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Sasura, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.


=)) :D =))

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2009, 12:09:25 PM »
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A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun, and robs the bank.

Just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The customer replies, “Yes!”

The bank robber raises his gun, points it to the customer's head and BANG - shoots him in the head and kills him.

He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, “Did You see me rob this bank?”

The man calmly responds ... “No, but my wife did!” :-P :D :D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2009, 12:33:20 PM »
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When it comes to friendship, here's what happens.

If a woman doesn't come home to her husband one night, and the next day she tells him she slept over at a friend's house, the man calls his wife's 10 best friends and none of them know anything about it.

If a man doesn't come home to his wife one night, and the next day he tells her he slept over at a friend's house, she calls her husband's 10 best friends-eight of them say he did sleep over, and two claim he's still there.

lolzzzz :D :D :D

RimJhim

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2009, 03:39:01 PM »
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Joke joke mey aik sher suno :D

Apne deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaati ho,
Apne deewaane parr kyoo haan kyo..
apne diwaane par kyo itna zulm dhaati ho
Bolo  :evil:  apne is diwaane par.. par
kyo itna zulm dhaati ho?????


Khwaab mein bhi baap ko saath laati ho :D =)) :D

dolly

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2010, 06:11:19 PM »
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bapu: santa teri bebe nu ki hoya hai...aj kuch boldi ni pai...
santa; bapu bebe ne lip guard mangai si...ta mainu lagda hia main fevi quick leya dittti hai...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2010, 10:28:21 AM »
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I Studied Everything But Never Topped,
And Today the Toppers of the Best Universities are My Employees.
(Bill Gates)

In Reply to that :-

Neither I Topped Nor I Studied Anything,
But today I'm the Prospective President of Pakistan.
(Asif Ali Zardari) LOL

sajid_ghayel

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2010, 02:41:47 AM »
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Santa Ramu ki mayyat par uske ghar pohcha aur jate hi poocha ke Body aa gayee kya..........aur usi waqt Amubulance Ramu ki body lekar aa gayee..

Santa ne fauran kaha "Arey badi lambi umar hai Ramu ki abhi usi ke bare me pooch raha tha"

Hahahahahahhahahahah..........

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2010, 02:54:47 AM »
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New Married Couple of Sardar and Sardarni

Sardarni: Hamari Shadi ko 24 Ghantay ho Chukay hain

Sardar: Aur aisa lagta hai jaise Kaal ki baat ho. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2010, 11:15:28 AM »
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Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?

Circuit : Bhai....bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai....

Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?

Circuit : Bhai ...sahi bola apun NE...SMS bole to ...Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2011, 01:39:05 AM »
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Thailand: Amazing Thailand

India: Incredible India

Malaysia: Truly Asia

What's Pakistan's Tourism tag line ?


Guess





''Have a Blast till you Last''. ;->

SAYEED

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2011, 12:41:43 PM »
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Refreshing Post...thanks

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2011, 11:39:55 AM »
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Boy proposes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...

Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Environment science padha rahe ho...

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Jokes Only-No Comment Allowed other than Jokes
« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2011, 11:39:55 AM »

 

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