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Radhika

Jokes
« on: June 04, 2009, 11:00:29 AM »
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Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.



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A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."

The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
         

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Jokes
« on: June 04, 2009, 11:00:29 AM »

Radhika

Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2009, 12:59:42 PM »
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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

Jags

Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 01:12:59 PM »
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=)) =))

Radhika

Re: Jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2009, 03:19:10 PM »
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samnoj

Re: Jokes
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 06:16:20 PM »
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badhya hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2010, 01:03:58 PM »
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Jab Musharraf Pakistan Se Bhag Sakta Hai.

Peshawar Main Ek Din Pehley Chand Nazar Aa Sakta Hai.

Pakistan Ireland Se Haar Sakta Hai.

Pappu Pass ho Sakta Hai.

To Phir Main Aaj Eid Wish Kyon Nahi Kar Sakta?

Main Eid Wish Karonga Koi Rok Sakta Hai To Rok Le

EID MUBARAK.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2010, 02:18:39 AM »
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1 Pinjrey main kuch Totay 1 Toti ko cher rahe thay,

Jab ke doosre pinjrey main 1 Tota Tasbi aur doosra Namaz parh raha tha,

Maalik ne Toti ko naik Toton ke pinjrey main dal diya,

Tasbi wala Tota Namaz walay Tote se bola,

Utho Haji sahab hum dono ke dua kabool ho gayi hai.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2010, 06:57:25 PM »
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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank God! My husband is safe

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2010, 02:34:57 AM »
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I Have A BLACK BELT In KARATE...

It Doesn't Mean...

I Am Good At It...

Just

I Never Wash It...

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2010, 11:36:09 AM »
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Son: Mom Mubarak ho.. meri 7 janam k liye job lag gayi hai.

Mom: Acha beta wo kese ?

Son: Mujhe Star Plus k drama main kaam mil gaya hai

Alika ahmad

Re: Jokes
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2010, 10:40:36 PM »
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Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2010, 09:20:29 PM »
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Seema : Dekho woh ladka meri taraf dekh ke muskura raha hai.

AakasH : Yeh to kuch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekha tha to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha :D

Alika ahmad

Re: Jokes
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2010, 09:52:02 PM »
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Laloo's Son Marriage Proposal

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son.

Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...... Yes"

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."

This is how business is done!!!

Alika ahmad

Re: Jokes
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2010, 09:52:50 PM »
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A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year. :D

Alika ahmad

Re: Jokes
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2010, 09:53:16 PM »
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A Sardar's divorce plan

A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year. ;D

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Jokes
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2010, 09:53:16 PM »

 

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