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Alika ahmad

Re: Jokes
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2010, 04:52:24 PM »
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Don’t Break anyone’s heart
They have only one of it…
Break their bones..
They have 206 of them.. ;-)

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Jokes
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2010, 04:52:24 PM »

Alika ahmad

Re: Jokes
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2010, 04:52:51 PM »
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Love Means 2 See Someone With Closed Eyes,
2 Miss Someone In Crowd,
2 Find Someone In Every Thought,
2 Live For Someone,

Love Someone But 2 B Sure
That Someone Is Only One..:)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2010, 09:29:16 PM »
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LADY 1:Tu har saal pregnant hoti thi,

Aab 2 saal ho gaye, par koi bachha nahi hua, kyun?

LADY 2: Jab se unho ne retirement li hai,

wo ghar par hi rehte hain.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2010, 12:55:39 AM »
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Father to Daughter: Tell me the name of the Idiot who made you pregnant.

Daughter: Dad if we eat fifteen bananas,
Can u say which one made u fat..??

Radhika

Re: Jokes
« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2010, 04:06:14 PM »
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Diff betwn gulfnd & wife
gf-beauty,wf-duty
gf-pension,wf-tension
gf-yummy,wf-vehmi
gf-cool,wf-fool
gf-tuttifruity,wf-kismat futi
gf-fresh cake,wf-earth quake

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2010, 06:12:52 PM »
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Sick Employee:
Boss This Is My Leave Application With Doctor's Statement.

Boss:
We Will No Longer Accept A Doctor's Statement As Proof Of Sickness...
If You Are Able To Go To The Doctor, You Can Come To Work."

just_waiting

Re: Jokes
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2010, 03:14:58 PM »
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,

1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate he.

2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 

1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha..!! 

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2010, 11:14:27 AM »
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2 Cockroch Ga Rahe The

Munni Badnam Huyi Darling Tere Liye

Gaana Khatam Hote Hi Dono Cockroch Mar Gaye

Kyu?

Kyun ki Gaana "HIT" Tha!

Radhika

Re: Jokes
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2010, 04:55:07 PM »
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Santa.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?

Ramesh: Goal kar ne k liye.

Santa: Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge yeh log

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2010, 10:07:23 AM »
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SHORT BUT MEANINGFUL!!

Teacher:
Beta Tumhare Abbu Kya Karte Hain??


Pappu:
Jo Ammi Kehti Hain..:-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2010, 01:33:30 AM »
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OLD LOVE STORIES:

Started From Eyes.

Grew With Gifts

Ended With Tears.

NEW LOVE STORIES:

Starts From Mobile

Grows With Dates

Ends With Sim Change. ;->

Radhika

Re: Jokes
« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2010, 03:05:38 PM »
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Train chali
bheed badhi.
itne me break lage,

1 ladka ladki se ja takraya.

Ladki boli- janwar ho kya.

Ladka- Jaanto tum ho,
Hum to war hai

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2011, 12:58:01 AM »
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Pathan: Yaar Mujhe Police ne
Social Work Karne per bohat mara

Dost: Social Work?

Pathan: Han, maine Qabristan k Gate per Welcome ka board lagaya Tha.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2011, 10:53:39 PM »
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Qabar Main Farishte 1 Aadmi Ko Mar Rahe The
Phir Bhi W0 Hans Raha Tha

Farishte Na Wajah Poacha To Usne Kha Ke:

Main Khudkash Hamla Mai Mara Hu
Ye Sar Mera Hai 0r Jism Kisi Or Ka:)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2011, 01:52:39 PM »
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Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Jokes
« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2011, 01:52:39 PM »

 

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