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RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #60 on: May 10, 2011, 12:38:46 PM »
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After Bin Laden was buried at sea, the Americans have hired a lifeguard ...

Just to make sure he's not bombing in the deep end

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Jokes
« Reply #60 on: May 10, 2011, 12:38:46 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #61 on: May 11, 2011, 12:42:41 PM »
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Daughter: Im In Love With Neighbour,
So I'm Running Away With Him

Dad: Thanx Dear

U Save My Money & Time

Daughter: Dad Im Reading This Letter Left By Mom :D

Radhika

Re: Jokes
« Reply #62 on: May 11, 2011, 02:46:20 PM »
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Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
Har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
Aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.


RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #63 on: May 12, 2011, 11:51:22 AM »
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A man asks a trainer in the gym
"I want to impress that Beautiful girl,
which machine can I use?"
The trainer replied;

“Use the ATM machine outside the gym!!!" :P

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Jokes
« Reply #64 on: September 13, 2011, 12:44:05 PM »
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When someone insults you
Think before you react..!! 0:)

It takes 72 muscles to get angry >_<
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14 to smile :)
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But Only 4 muscles to extend your hand and slap that idiot ;) LOL :P :P :P

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Jokes
« Reply #64 on: September 13, 2011, 12:44:05 PM »

 

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