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Author Topic: Pathan Jokes - LOL  (Read 24128 times)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Pathan Jokes - LOL
« on: April 11, 2010, 06:53:09 PM »
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1 Pathan Molvi Jummay ke Din Hoor ki Tareefen Bayaan Kar Raha Tha.

Hoor Aisi Hogi, Waisi Hogi,
Jab Zyada Josh Mai Aaya to Bola

"Aur Kya Tareef Karon,

Bas,

Nizam Sahab ki Biwi ko hi Dekh Lo". :-)

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Pathan Jokes - LOL
« on: April 11, 2010, 06:53:09 PM »

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2010, 06:53:34 PM »
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Do arbi aik doosray ko arbi mein galiyan de rahay thay...

Qareeb se guzertay huay aik PATHAN ney suna aur unse kaha..

Qaari Sahab. Humara liye bhi DUA karna!

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2010, 06:54:18 PM »
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A Pathan who has his regular meals in a restaurant, takes away two spoons at the end of his meal everyday.

Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?

Pathan : Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2010, 06:55:11 PM »
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Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh Khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya.

Dost: Woh Kaise?

Pathan: "Wo My Name Is Khan" Main Pathan Ho Kar Bhi Ladki Se Pyar Kiya :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2010, 06:55:41 PM »
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Teacher: Sach aur Veham main kya faraq hai?
Pathan Student: Aap jo humain parha rahi hain, wo sach hai,
hum parh rahe hain, ye aapka veham hai.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2010, 06:57:30 PM »
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1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:

Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Liya Aur Air man Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.

Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,
1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.

Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi

Pathan: Wo kya?

Airman: Bas Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2010, 06:57:52 PM »
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Pathan ke ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chahiye"

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2010, 06:58:26 PM »
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Jaise ke aap jante hai aksar Eid ke waqt Namaz Saudi ke chand dekhne ke motabeq peshawar pe banaya jata hai bhale Peshawar pe chand dikhe ya na dikhe
Lo Jee! Aab Peshawar Ke Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kiya Hai.
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Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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Peshawar Ke Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2010, 06:58:48 PM »
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Pathan ki flight main tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:

“R U suffering from fever”?

Pathan:”No, I m Gul khan from Karachi 2 peshawar”

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2010, 06:59:20 PM »
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Boy: Maine Suna Hai Ke Is Ghar Main JIN BHOOT Rehtay Hain.

Pathan: Pata Nahi, Mujhe To Khud Maray Huye 8 Saal Ho Gaye Hain.

Moral: Pathano Ko Marne Ke Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2010, 07:00:01 PM »
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Pathan: Yaar Kaal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.

2nd Pathan: Kyon?

1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,

Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,

"Kaminey" Film Dekhne Chalen. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2010, 07:01:31 PM »
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Teacher: What Is The Opposite of 'Minimum'?

Pathan : MiniDad. :-)

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2010, 07:02:06 PM »
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Suhag raat ke baad subah khan sahab ne romantic andaz mein wife se poocha
“raat ko kaisa laga?“
Biwi sharmate hue boli“ Aap ne to college ke yaad taza kerdi.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2010, 07:02:28 PM »
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Zindagi ek Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai,

Enjoy karo,

Warna jal to rahi hai,

Khatam to waise bhi ho he jayegi.

RhythM_of_RaiN

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2010, 07:02:59 PM »
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4 Seater plane crashed in a kabristan in Peshawar.

Next day headline : Ek hawai jahaz crash ho gaya,

Pathano ne 250 Dead bodies dhoond nikali kabristan se, Aur talaash jari...

ShayarFamily--> Shayaro Ki Mehfil

Re: Pathan Jokes - LOL
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2010, 07:02:59 PM »

 

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